Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. intr., To groom oneself in inappropriate places or at inappropriate times; i.e. clipping toenails while riding the bus, brushing hair while cooking, or plucking nose hairs during job interviews. n., A person who practices personal hygiene in public places.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Inappropreen: /in-un-proh-preen/ While she ate her yogurt on the subway, and to her horror she heard the disturbing sound of “click, click” behind her. As her stomach flipped, she saw someone inappropreening behind her, she quickly covered her yogurt so the shards of toenails wouldn’t contaminate it. Etymology: inappropriate + preen Created by: remistram.

Comments on Inappropreen:

Tigger, 2007-12-07: 22:48:00
Love the word — the sentence makes me nauseous. Great job!!

OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-09: 15:52:00
Great word!

Vulgroomer: /-vuhl’-groom-É™r-/ Every time I looked over at Ted during the meeting, he was vulgrooming himself — first, picking food out of his teeth, then with a finger stuck in his ear, digging around for earwax, which he later scraped off on the edge of the table — as if the conference room were his personal bathroom, and the rest of us were simply intruding, and subject to witness his rather uncouth hygienic habits. Etymology: vulgar (Latin, vulgāris – equiv. to vulg[us] the general public) + groom (possibly from Old French, grommet – “servant”); Vulgroom, -er, -ing Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Vulgroomer:

galwaywegian, 2007-12-07: 07:01:00
groomsome!

OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-09: 15:55:00
“Nice” word!

Shownailclipper: /sho-nail-clip-per/ C.J. is a shownailclipper. Shards of his DNA can be found throughout our office. Etymology: show, toenail clipper Created by: purpleartichokes.

Comments on Shownailclipper:

Jabberwocky, 2007-12-07: 13:52:00
excellent but gross

Grewwwwm: /gr ewwwwwwwwww m/ her grewwwwming habits meant that her bosses always thought she was immaculate, while those unfortunate enough to share the lift to the boardroom with herusually had to skip lunch. Etymology: groom, ewwwwwww Created by: galwaywegian.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=toenails

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2007-12-07: 01:59:00
Today’s definition was suggested by kabloozie Thank you kabloozie ~ James

silveryaspen – 2007-12-07: 19:12:00
nice irony … liked it a lot

Verbotomy – 2007-12-08: 00:08:00
Thanks silveryaspen ~ James

Mindy1955 – 2007-12-08: 07:09:00
Mindy1955 – 2007-12-08: 07:10:00
Simple I like it.

DEFINITION: n., A feeling of regret and helplessness, which occurs once you realize that you have just sent out an erroneous email (i.e. one full of stupid mistakes). v. intr., To send out an email and wish you hadn’t.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail: /long e, repeated for a while, then mail/ As I hit the delete button repeatedly and hoped I did not send it, I screamed, “I am such an idiot, why do I Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail!!!” Etymology: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a sound that means “oh no!”+ mail Created by: biffbig1.

Comments on Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail:

bzav1, 2007-12-05: 00:35:00
you wordsmith!

galwaywegian, 2007-12-05: 07:50:00
simple but effective!

OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-05: 16:05:00
I like it!

purpleartichokes, 2007-12-05: 18:06:00
Nice!

Suicybe: /suu ee sybe/ he committed career suicybe not by the content of his diatribe, but by the dreaded “reply to all” button. Etymology: suicide cybe as in cyber Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Suicybe:

libertybelle, 2007-12-05: 14:30:00
i like this one!

OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-05: 16:16:00
Excellent!

purpleartichokes, 2007-12-05: 18:04:00
Good one Galway!

Horrespondence: /hawr-uh-SPON-duhns/ Horrespondence struck Bob like a lightning bolt a nano-second after he realized that his opinion of his boss, ” I couldn’t warm to him even if we were cremated together,” meant only for Roxie’s eyes to see, had -inadvertently – been emailed by him to his boss! Etymology: Blend of HORROR: used as an expression of dismay, embarrasment, fear, panic & disappointment, & DESPONDENCE: labouring under mental depression & CORRESPONDENCE Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Horrespondence:

galwaywegian, 2007-12-05: 07:51:00
on a roll!

Tigger, 2007-12-05: 16:54:00
Bullseye! “Bob’s” simile is hilarious too.

purpleartichokes, 2007-12-05: 18:10:00
Nice one Ozzie!

Emorsemail: /e + mors + mail/ Instantly regretting having clicked on the send button Marshal was overcome with emorsemail. Etymology: Remorse + email Created by: Mustang.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=sent

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Definition Comments:

Verbotomy – 2007-12-05: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by Daniel999. Thank you Daniel999~ James

Korinne – 2007-12-05: 01:00:00
I like your word…

Mustang – 2007-12-05: 01:27:00
Good definition and one most folks can identify with.

Verbotomy – 2007-12-05: 01:59:00
Yes! Great idea Daniel999 ~ James

silveryaspen – 2007-12-05: 14:27:00
Blundermail is direct and to the point … so easily understood … it doesn’t require defining. Good job!

silveryaspen – 2007-12-05: 14:30:00
Love calamiteemil! I’m from the wild west in Montana … so love the pun on Calamity Jane! I even like the way it rolls and clicks across the tongue!

silveryaspen – 2007-12-05: 14:32:00
All of them made me smile … good job everyone. I wish I could vote for them all!

Verbotomy – 2007-12-05: 23:26:00
Thanks for the great feedback silveryaspen. Makes me feel good enough to forget about all my ohnotes and blundermails! ~ James