Top verboticism of the day created by Jabberwocky
DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.
Etymology: recapitulate + caw
Created by: Jabberwocky.
See: I'm surprised that no one else has picked up the ball.
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Loosure: /loo-sure/ Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest. Etymology: looser (loser) + sure Created by: mrskellyscl.
Cockadittamus: /kok-uh-ditt-uh-muss/ that jackass is such a cockadittamus. his rap is weak but his perseverance is strong. (like mine was trying to spell perseverance!) Etymology: latin for river-dick ? Created by: tommyboy.
Casanono: /kah sah noh noh/ John dear was such a casanono, his chat up lines had him arrested twice and he once spent three days in hospital when he developed an allergy to spider pheramone. Etymology: casanova, no no Created by: galwaywegian.
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