Top verboticism of the day created by galwaywegian
DEFINITION: n., A gallant gesture which does not produce the desired effect because of poor execution. v., To offer a small gesture of assistance, which backfires as you trip over your own kind intentions.
Pronunciation: sh riv al ree
Sentence: His attempt at chivalry quickly turned into shrivalry as the revolving crushed his pride and other more sentitive bits
Etymology: chivalry, shrivel
Created by: galwaywegian.
ouch! - very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-09-24: 13:15:00
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Galahadaglitch: /gal-ah-had-uh-glich/ It always seems that the harder Freeman tries to be a charming knight in shining armor the more often he experiences a new galahadaglitch, where his best efforts backfire and leave him looking like the dork that he actually is. Etymology: Blend of galahad, had, and glitch. Created by: Mustang.
nice word - Jabberwocky, 2008-09-24: 13:16:00
Very good. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-09-25: 18:18:00
Etitwit: /ed-i-twit/ Poor Eugene was always trying to gain points with the ladies. Unfortunately his attempts at opening doors, putting down his coat over puddles and the like, would always backfire. Instead of being known as the "knight in shining armor" of the apartment building, he was known as etitwit of the lobby. Etymology: Etiquite: Rules of behavior, propriety, decorum, manners.
Twit: A foolish or annoying person. Created by: lumina.
Assuccour: /assuc cour/ Fred saw his crush and in his dash to be chivalrous he committed a dastardly assuccour.
Fred finds himself in the middle of an assuccouring just about everyday; an assuccouring Fred is in his element.
Fred doesn't feel right about his day if he hasn't had assuccoured at least once.
Assuccourism is sweeping the country as closet geeks finally venture from monitor light to seek adventure and love.
Etymology: Ass (a fool) & succour (to assist) Created by: zxvasdf.
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