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DEFINITION: to be inconsiderate to those fellow workers in your office by blatantly coughing and spreading illness to your coworkers, feeling no remorse for it, ignoring pleas to go home, and then blaming someone else for being patient zero who single handedly took out half the office.
CREATED BY: daniellegeorge - 2008-05-01

DEFINITION: N: The interruptions that happen when you are trying to read or write or watch a show, which don't happen when you are not trying to read or write or watch a show. V: To be interrupted by phone calls, people talking to you or pets/kids/spouse trying to get your attention while you are focused on reading, writing or trying to enjoy a movie or tv show.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-04-28

DEFINITION: V: To run late in getting somewhere, like work, and have to be delayed by every red light, stalled car, train crossing, etc. which slows you down even more. N: The situation where when you are running behind, the heavens conspire to delay you even more!
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-04-28

DEFINITION: Verb: To demand punishment for one's wrong doing; no matter how insignificant or harmless the wrong doing was. Noun: The person who demands a punishment for even the smallest of crime, e.g. Being one minute late for work.
CREATED BY: Biscotti - 2008-04-25

DEFINITION: v. To refrain from taking the last two sheets of toilet paper from the roll so that someone else will have to replace it. n. A person who perpetually avoids replacing the toilet paper roll in this manner.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-04-24

DEFINITION: n: The fear that your job will soon be outsourced (moved offshore to employees in a far-off country). v: To threaten to outsource jobs if productivity does not improve.
CREATED BY: rebelvin - 2008-04-22

DEFINITION: To be blamed for something beyond your control and circumstances, i.e. getting chewed out by a fellow passenger on the packed train simply because the crowd entering the train shoved you into them.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2008-04-16

DEFINITION: N: When you buy a kid or a pet a new toy and they are way more interested in playing with the box it came in, than the toy itself. V: To place more value and fun factor on the wrapping than the present itself.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-04-14

DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while doing absolutely nothing strenuous at all, such as when simply bending down, standing up, turning your head quickly, etc. n. an injury received from normal, everyday activity, which is embarrassing to admit or explain.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2008-04-13

DEFINITION: n. A person who seems to have ESP as s/he mumbles your exact words in synchronicity every time you go into a passionate tirade.
CREATED BY: queenjane75 - 2008-04-13

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'You're perfect, but you just don't listen!'

DEFINITION: v. To be offered regular encouragement, unwavering support and subtle but unrelenting criticism based on the worry that you may not be realizing your "full potential". n. The helpful but sometimes annoying advice given by a mother to a child.

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