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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: n. a special kind of bathroom door that opens inward and has a knob requiring contact to exit; especially popular in rural bathrooms with hand driers.
CREATED BY: thegoatisbad - 2010-03-04

DEFINITION: n., a scent intended to freshen the air that actually pollutes it.
CREATED BY: thegoatisbad - 2010-03-01

DEFINITION: v., to pretend to be on the phone in an unsavory neighborhood or around really cool people.
CREATED BY: thegoatisbad - 2010-03-01

DEFINITION: The estranged phenomenon of everyone in a given community contracting herpes at the local bowling alley because medical doctors have actually bred the disease to be airborne; the medical professionals hope to complete a 100% infected rate in order to appear on a television show.
CREATED BY: NeuroGlyph - 2010-03-01

DEFINITION: n., a person who, despite being nice, makes comments which they believe shows their superiority of understanding/intelligence etc with a total lack of appreciation of how such comments come accross to others
CREATED BY: Missnah - 2010-02-22

DEFINITION: v., to be happy when you see someone who you dislike and who was formerly thin become fatter than you
CREATED BY: Missnah - 2010-02-22

DEFINITION: The strange satisfaction and joy you have when cleaning out large accumulations of dirt or gunge found usually in kitchens populated by other people.
CREATED BY: gothred - 2010-02-21

DEFINITION: v., The act of compulsively purchasing myriad random domain names. n., A person who obsessively snatches up countless domains without any forethought or ability or intention to maintain multiple websites.
CREATED BY: tongueincheek - 2010-02-02

DEFINITION: v. To be unaware of ones ugliness. N. One who is unaware of ones ugliness. adj. Unaware of ones ugliness.
CREATED BY: lalaland - 2010-02-01

DEFINITION: v. To cancel a call on your touch screen cell phone when getting it out of your pocket. n. One who cancels calls by accident while trying to put cell phone to ear, but accidentally presses end call!
CREATED BY: Kevcom2 - 2010-01-30

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'Just a second, I have call waiting...'

DEFINITION: n. A person who engages themselves in several different communication channels at the same time, without paying attention to any of them v. To constantly switch your focus between cellphone calls, text messages, emails, and anything else that beeps.

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