The create-a-word game
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: n. The crusty residue on the upper lip that seem to be part of having a cold. v. To grow yourself a snot mustache.
CREATED BY: artr - 2009-10-18
DEFINITION: n. That wispy growth of facial hair seen on young teens. v. growing facial hair one strand at a time.
CREATED BY: artr - 2009-10-18
DEFINITION: n. Attending a class reunion or important meeting and realize that everyone there remembers your name, but you can't remember theirs v. To ask leading questions in an attempt to find out people's names.
CREATED BY: mrskellyscl - 2009-10-13
DEFINITION: n. a person who is disabled in something they are good at; e.g., a good composer who's deaf, a good artist who's blind.
CREATED BY: personak - 2009-10-08
DEFINITION: The act of appearing to maintain an entire conversation (dialog, not monologue)and yet never actually engage whatsoever. Subsequently, this pseudo-conversationalist will have absolutely no recollection of said conversation and thus accuse the other participants that said "conversation" never occurred. If evidence of said conversation is available, the pseudo-conversationalist will then blame the other participants for not having obtaining "attention" prior to initializing the conversation. Of course, one would never assume that a DIALOG would include having the attention of the pseudo-conversationalist! Conversely, if one were to attempt to secure the attention of this pseudo-conversationalist prior to initializing a new conversation, the pseudo-conversationalist would get irritated and the conversation really would not take place. (I'm thinking that the word here may be "married" in adverb form )
CREATED BY: sisica - 2009-10-08
DEFINITION: to be afraid of proceeding after stopping at a 4-way stop sign, even though you have the right of way; fear of being in an accident at a stop sign intersection
CREATED BY: elke james - 2009-09-10
DEFINITION: The need to use an awful word like "TEXTED", when "messaged" sounds far less dysfunctional.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-09-01
DEFINITION: To compulsively make helpful suggestions, just to have them vanish unused into the ozone like snow on the water.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-09-01
DEFINITION: to salivate profusely just prior to vomiting..!?*!
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-08-31
DEFINITION: textican-one who texts incessantly rather than talking disregarding all else.
CREATED BY: tommyboy - 2009-08-28
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