The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: The person who brags about his new motocycle and destroys it immediately by driving over a racoon.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-06-12
DEFINITION: To swerve one's car into oncoming traffic in the misguided belief that there may be a baby bird in that styrofoam cup on the road.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-06-12
DEFINITION: n: A person who mangles idioms. v: to get mixed up trying to use common phrases.
CREATED BY: artr - 2009-05-29
DEFINITION: The attempt to stifle sneeze silently, running the risk of having brain matter propelled out of one's ears.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-05-18
DEFINITION: V. The act of tanning too often using a bronzer in a tanning salon or goes too often to get spray on tans and ends up sporting around a bright orange color of skin. N. A person who has an overdone "fake and bake tan" to the degree they look like an orange popcicle walking by. (And they think it's attractive)
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-05-15
DEFINITION: DEFINITION: v: To respond to someone's flirtation or greeting meant for the person behind you. n: A person who assumes that all flirtations are aimed at him and mistakenly responds, thereby embarrassing or annoying the flirter.
CREATED BY: hyperborean - 2009-05-14
DEFINITION: The phantom vibrations in your pocket when you're convinced your phone is alerting you to a call. The act of frantically digging your phone from your pocket because you are convinced it is vibrating.
CREATED BY: Nuwanda - 2009-05-14
DEFINITION: n. a person who repeatedly returns in an unpunctual fashion back to the laundry room, subsequently delaying the other launders' progress. v. to partake in the bad etiquette practice of tardiness, which imposes upon those waiting for them
CREATED BY: DrWebster111 - 2009-05-12
DEFINITION: n. the strange and sometimes incomprehensible language spoken by those affected by a headcold as they attempt to avoid the accidental extrusion of mucus and speak around their swollen sinuses and throats. v. Attempting to communicate while having a temporary dysfunction of the organ used.
CREATED BY: dochanne - 2009-05-11
DEFINITION: n. A thing or person unavailable when you need it and which becomes available or appears just when you have worked out how to do without it and no longer need it. v. To appear or become available just in time to not be useful.
CREATED BY: dochanne - 2009-05-11
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