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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

But I only see her once a year. And I do remember her hair. And her lips...

DEFINITION: To share greetings, hugs, and kisses with old friends and familiar faces, while you desperately try to remember their names.

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Do I look okay?

DEFINITION: To require constant reassurance, praise, and -- in emergency situations -- flattery, despite obvious qualifications and/or expertise.

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What's that smell? It's ruining my coffee.

DEFINITION: To habitually blame others for problems, which you not only created, but also helped to foster and develop.

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Come on cat, give me some food!

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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It's tricky, her knees are pressed together...

DEFINITION: To overlook or misinterpret non-verbal cues, like body language, which often reveal what a person is truly thinking or feeling.

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You mean, it's okay if I'm a totally obsessive-compulsive neat freak?

DEFINITION: v. To suddenly discover that your most troublesome personality defect, for which you have been taking medication and/or therapy, is actually your greatest asset. n. A perceived weakness which is actually a strength.

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Her hair is not!

DEFINITION: v. To assess an individual's current mental state, or identify hidden personality traits, through careful analysis of their hairstyle. n. A method of psychoanalysis based hairdos and don'ts.

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