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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

Omigod! Does your boyfriend always write like that? Such big words!

DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.

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Oh no!

DEFINITION: That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there's nothing left but grease stains.

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I'm not an exhibitionist. I'm just very, very hot!

DEFINITION: Bouncing breasts that get you into trouble because you're not supposed to look at them; often attached to females, but not always...

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I have to sharpen it?

DEFINITION: An often debilitating condition characterized by compulsive, repetitive and obsessive reading of product documentation and warranties.

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Don't click there! Click over there!

DEFINITION: To stand, or sit, behind a person using a computer and provide commentary, suggestions, and if necessary intervention, whether wanted or not.

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