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'Of course I'm twenty-one!'

DEFINITION: v. To lie about your age. n. A misrepresentation about your age, usually done in order to appear younger or older.

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Alienify

Created by: AcesOfHearts

Pronunciation: Alien-If-I

Sentence: I alienified myself to get into a party.

Etymology: Alien-of another

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Thirtynine

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˌθɝdiˈnaɪn/

Sentence: My uncle thirtynined his way well into his 70's.

Etymology: From comedian Jack Benny, who always claimed to be thirty-nine years old, no matter how old he actually was.

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I predict that the number of votes my word gets today will be directly proportional to the average age of the players of this game. I also predict that because of this reference, everyone will mistake me for someone my father's age (wouldn't be the first time). - ErWenn, 2007-05-29: 13:44:00

I tried to stop my age from increasing when I turned 25, but I was only able to keep it up for a year. - ErWenn, 2007-05-29: 13:45:00

Well, the one difficulty is that this word only works one way (i.e. older pretending younger) whereas ostensibly the word ought to be able to apply both ways. That'll skew your prediction, since even those of us who get the reference might not vote for it because we're being sticklers... - Scattercat, 2007-05-29: 14:09:00

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Fakeherage

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: fake-her-age

Sentence: Ms. Edna Sky flew through TSA security with her fakeherage ID as the agents giggled...knowing she was not twenty-one.

Etymology: Fake- One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham. Her- Refers to a female person. Age- The length of time that one has existed; duration of life.

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Exagerate

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: eggs-ayj-err-ayt

Sentence: to get into the nightclub she was forced to exagerate

Etymology: age, exaggerate

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COMMENTS:

Aww man you got to the word before I could! :) - ziggy41, 2007-05-29: 06:56:00

now i feel dumb for not having looked at the list of words before making mine. - jadenguy, 2007-05-29: 12:21:00

or "exagerage" : ) Loved it! - geoamnesia, 2007-05-31: 11:26:00

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Chronophonication

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: kruh-noh-foh-nah-key-shuhn

Sentence: Kate's chronophonication can vary greatly depending on the audience. On her favorite dating website, she will shave off a decade or more. When a senior discount is involved, she will age dramatically.

Etymology: chronology (the sequential order in which past events occur) + phony (not real or genuine; fake; counterfeit) + communication (the imparting or interchange of thoughts, opinions, or information by speech, writing, or signs)

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Reminds me of 'Californication'... :) - Discoveria, 2012-09-25: 11:08:00

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Agejest

Created by: serendipity9000

Pronunciation: age-jest

Sentence: She was sure that confidence was the only important element when trying to agejest your way into a club. Too bad she looked nothing like her fake id photo.

Etymology: Age + Jest (to do something meant to be funny), also a pun on ageist - to discriminate based on chronological age

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nice - suzanne, 2007-05-29: 08:03:00

funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-29: 12:21:00

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Agetation

Created by: pandalhu

Pronunciation: Age/ta/tion

Sentence: I hate when kids use an agetation to buy drinks

Etymology: age form how many years old you are and tation from exaggeration

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Appearenhance

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: uh-PEER-en-hanse

Sentence: Sylvia truly believed that she could convincingly appearenhance her true age with subtle little untruths intended to take five years off her true age.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'appearance' (n. the state, condition, manner, or style in which a person or object appears; outward look or aspect) and 'enhance' (vb. improve; augment)

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Manipulage

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: ma-nip-ul-age

Sentence: Ah, c'mon, let me in! A bit of manipulaging has never done anyone any harm.

Etymology: manipulate+age

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COMMENTS:

inspired! - galwaywegian, 2007-05-29: 04:27:00

vgood - suzanne, 2007-05-29: 08:03:00

excellent! - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-31: 15:44:00

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Alienpulsate

Created by: delanybug

Pronunciation: Al-i-en-puls-ate

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 01:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph! ~ James

texmom - 2007-05-29: 12:16:00
I like it.

Jabberwocky - 2007-05-29: 12:29:00
Is it just coincidental or is Edna Sky's name an anagram for ask deny

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:50:00
Hey Texmom, Thanks for the positive feeback! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:51:00
Dear Jabberwocky, You certainly have a sharp eye for letters! It is accidental anagram. I created the name so she would sound old (edna/enda) and young (sky/kys) at the same time --> enda kys = last kiss. ~ James

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-23: 00:41:00
LOVELY word, misagery...intuitive,impeccable etymology, and unlike my word, mercifully brief.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-10: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph. ~ James