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DEFINITION: v. intr. To quietly and politely ignore a cashier's mistake when they scan in a barcode on item you are purchasing and the price is much lower than it should be.

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Cashierin

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: cash-eer-in

Sentence: I love it when I get to cashierin on the scantastic savings at the grocery store. I don't feel like a barcad at all, considering all the times I've been overcharged.

Etymology: cash in, cashier

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COMMENTS:

great sentence - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-28: 09:04:00

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Dishonesave

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: diss-hon-eh-save

Sentence: She knew she would pay twice the price in hell for being a frequent dishonesaver but it just felt too good.

Etymology: dishonest + save

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Scanscam

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: scan/scam

Sentence: A scanscam sometimes reduced the regular price by 90%.

Etymology: scan + scam

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COMMENTS:

This word is fun to say. - Clayton, 2007-06-28: 15:40:00

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Disfreegard

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Diss-free-gaurd

Sentence: I had such a mixed feeling of guilt and pleasure when I disfreegarded my newly bought television, which was priced at a total of $71.59, cost me only $70.99!

Etymology: Disregard (to ignore) + free (without cost)

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COMMENTS:

Love it. - Clayton, 2007-06-28: 15:36:00

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Facesaving

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: face-saving

Sentence: Su-Ellen paid for her holiday with facesavings collected over the preceding months at the cash-n-carry.

Etymology: saving (as in face, preventing someone from feeling stupid) + savings (as in cash in the bank)

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Scannydipping

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: scan-ee-dip-ing

Sentence: nothing gave her greater pleasure than a bit of scannydipping at the supermarket on a warm summers day.

Etymology: scan, skinny dip

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COMMENTS:

She was also known as Buffy the Scanliar. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-28: 09:50:00

Was it coinciental that she was buying Jamie Oliver's complete Naked Chef series? - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-28: 11:30:00

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Sovaibhitar

Created by: rahullotli

Pronunciation: savoi-bhi-tar

Sentence: I got this shirt sovaibhitar

Etymology: konkani

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Clevdick

Created by: thewisediviner

Pronunciation: as it is written

Sentence: tracy knew she was being a clevdick, when she saw that the ham she bought was marked $1.99, when it should have been $11.99, as she sidled away from the cashier nonchalantly.

Etymology: clever + what a dick!

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Barbargaining

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: bar bar gay ning

Sentence: The barbargains that he gained by the bar codes were spent in bars trying to gain bar co-ed numbers (that's enough, I've confused myself now).

Etymology: bar bargaining, bar gains

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COMMENTS:

Bar bar bar bar Barbar Ann, Bar bar bar bar Barbar Ann - there you go purple - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-28: 09:06:00

gee, thanks. (tried Peggy Sue, tried Betty Lou...) - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-28: 09:37:00

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Ignorscanus

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: ignor/scan/us

Sentence: As I am an ignorscanus I don't realize my good or bad fortune until I get home

Etymology: ignore + scan + ignoramus

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-28: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James