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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Amigrate
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: am eye grate
Sentence: his continued amigrating led to his ultimate turkey trussing.
Etymology: am I great & Grating
Meagulat
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: Me-a-goo-lot
Sentence: WHAT A MEAGULAT!!!!!
Etymology: Me-a-Gulat
Failmate
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: fail.maite
Sentence: "Whow, I really like your earrings!" - "Failmate!" She didn't even turn around to look at him.
Etymology: like "stalemate". Could also be related to "check mate". Definitely "one who can move no further"
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COMMENTS:
It'a all about that "mating" thing, checked or not... - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:13:00
Yep! despite all attempts at hiding it in clever pick-up lines! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-22: 16:03:00
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Woethario
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: wo-THAR-ee-oh
Sentence: Elmer snickered to himself as he watched Daffy strike out with yet another young lady. "Dat duck is such a wame woethario, eheheheheh"
Etymology: woe (sad) lothario (ladies man)
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COMMENTS:
qwite witerary and wubbly - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:19:00
Excewent! - Osomatic, 2007-02-23: 04:49:00
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Cadgrad
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: cad/grad
Sentence: The cadgrad was so sure that his Casanova College diploma, his cocksure character, and his passionate pick-up lines would fetch a frisky feline that he was mortified when they all came to naught!
Etymology: cad + grad
Cretinova
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kret in over
Sentence: Frank was a complete cretinova always flirting in the most appalling ways, even pinching the bums of the prettier ladies in the office.
Etymology: from cretin and casanova
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COMMENTS:
Appalling? or Abballing? - wordmeister, 2007-02-23: 02:27:00
good point... - erasmus, 2007-02-23: 04:13:00
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Schmoblivio
Created by: ekath
Pronunciation: schmo-bliv-i-o
Sentence: No wonder he gets turned down, that guys a schmuck. I agree... hes a schmoblivio of the worst sort.
Etymology: from schmo + oblivious
Narsisilly
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: närsəsilē
Sentence: Andy thought of his pick-up lines were narsuccinct, brief and clear and, of course, about him. Most women thought of them as narsisilly. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Not in Andy\'s case. The nothing that happened in Vegas was the same nothing that followed him home and took up residence in his bedroom.
Etymology: narcisism (excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one\'s physical appearance) + silly (having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment)
Narcilapse
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈnɑɹ.səˌlæps/
Sentence: Johnny Bravo is the ultimate narcilapse. He was disappointed that the word wasn't named after him.
Etymology: From Narcissus + lapse
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COMMENTS:
I just realized how much this sounds like "narcolepsy." - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:37:00
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Recawpitulate
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ree/cah/pit/you/late
Sentence: As one gorgeous bird after another flew past his perch, all he could do was recawpitulate.
Etymology: recapitulate + caw
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!