Verboticisms

Created by: CharlieB

Pronunciation: pee-kok-shore

Sentence: Dan winked at the girl by the bar, adjusting the huge collar on his white satin shirt. He was hot, confident and peacocksure.

Etymology: peacock (brightly coloured bird who displays feathers to attract mate) + sure (confident)

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: loo-sure

Sentence: Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest.

Etymology: looser (loser) + sure

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Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: ab-ball-ing

Sentence: He had an abballing habit of lifting up his shirt and wiggling his abs at the ladies... Unfortunately his abs were more like flabs, so the ladies averted their eyes, not from lust, but from disgust.

Etymology: appalling with the "p"s turned upside down.. also abs + balling

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Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: flurr-tard

Sentence: Simon could not understand why women avoided him. Unfortunately he was a complete flirtard and was certain that his sexy t-shirt with the words "My dick is down here" and an arrow printed on the front should have attracted them!

Etymology: to flirt + retard = flirtard

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COMMENTS:

I wasn't going to make a word for my own definition, but when I though of this, I just couldn't hep it ;-) - allwise, 2007-02-22: 02:20:00

Where can I get one of those t-shirts? - Alchemist, 2007-02-22: 04:14:00

maybe on tshirthell.com? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 04:30:00

allwise - I was going to tell you to submit it there! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 06:44:00

can you actually submit suggestions there? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 08:28:00

Yep! You might have to sign up for their monthly newsletter tho. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 09:24:00

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Created by: Mobelia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: His egosolicitic attempts to win her affections we both obtuse and narcissistic.

Etymology: egotistic - self-absorbed, conceited solicit - to seduce, attact, captivate

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Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: Skeevie Wonder

Sentence: Omg, this guy at the bar last night though he was so smooth, but really he was just a Skeevie Wonder

Etymology: Stevie Wonder + Skeevy. I don't think Stevie Wonder is skeevy at all, in fact I'm a huge fan. His name just works though.

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Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: im-pose-ter

Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.

Etymology: poser + imposter

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: ill - lit - tur - mate

Sentence: Barnie and Ollie were both illitermate when it came to picking up women. They would express thoughts that were illiterate and sometime offensive to the opposite sex and the wonder why they walked away.

Etymology: illiterate, mate

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: cro-stur

Sentence: Reginald is a real crowster, always yammering about how slick and desirable he is and thinking that all the babes are swooning over him, not realizing that they are not swooning but are actually fighting off revulsion.

Etymology: Blend of 'crow' (v. 1.To talk with excessive pride) and rooster (a male bird who is known for 'crowing' daily)

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: am eye grate

Sentence: his continued amigrating led to his ultimate turkey trussing.

Etymology: am I great & Grating

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