Verboticisms

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: ab-ball-ing

Sentence: He had an abballing habit of lifting up his shirt and wiggling his abs at the ladies... Unfortunately his abs were more like flabs, so the ladies averted their eyes, not from lust, but from disgust.

Etymology: appalling with the "p"s turned upside down.. also abs + balling

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Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: flurr-tard

Sentence: Simon could not understand why women avoided him. Unfortunately he was a complete flirtard and was certain that his sexy t-shirt with the words "My dick is down here" and an arrow printed on the front should have attracted them!

Etymology: to flirt + retard = flirtard

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COMMENTS:

I wasn't going to make a word for my own definition, but when I though of this, I just couldn't hep it ;-) - allwise, 2007-02-22: 02:20:00

Where can I get one of those t-shirts? - Alchemist, 2007-02-22: 04:14:00

maybe on tshirthell.com? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 04:30:00

allwise - I was going to tell you to submit it there! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 06:44:00

can you actually submit suggestions there? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 08:28:00

Yep! You might have to sign up for their monthly newsletter tho. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 09:24:00

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: Chirp-ah-tude

Sentence: Charlie Chirpchipper had a bad case of chirpatude when it came to clucking with the chicks.

Etymology: Chirp; : to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp or could be just :to utter with a cheerful liveliness Tude;Shortened for attitude; An organismic state of readiness to respond in a characteristic way to a stimulus (as an object, concept, or situation or chick :) : a negative or hostile state of mind : a cool, cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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COMMENTS:

good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00

It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: loo-sure

Sentence: Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest.

Etymology: looser (loser) + sure

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Created by: officespace162

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Sentence: I'm tired of these drewcareyesque lines that people come up with

Etymology: i chose drew carey because he had some pretty bad pick-up lines, which is why he was great on who's line

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Created by: curvedhand

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: boo-tee-kaw

Sentence: Ron got his final divorce papers last week so he is officially back in the dating pool. The problem is that he is so out of practice that his pick-up lines sound like they came from a really bad 70's sitcom. Nobody but nobody is answering his bootycaw.

Etymology: booty (any prize or gain) + caw (the harsh, grating cry of the crow, raven, etc.)

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Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: im-pose-ter

Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.

Etymology: poser + imposter

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: cad/grad

Sentence: The cadgrad was so sure that his Casanova College diploma, his cocksure character, and his passionate pick-up lines would fetch a frisky feline that he was mortified when they all came to naught!

Etymology: cad + grad

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