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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Illitermate
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: ill - lit - tur - mate
Sentence: Barnie and Ollie were both illitermate when it came to picking up women. They would express thoughts that were illiterate and sometime offensive to the opposite sex and the wonder why they walked away.
Etymology: illiterate, mate
Idolt
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: eye-dolt
Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.
Etymology: idol, dolt
Molestubborn
Created by: FreakyDeak
Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn
Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.
Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn
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COMMENTS:
he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00
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Cawligula
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: caw lig yula
Sentence: He was a cawligula and plied his cawrting rituals all over his territory. So in love with himself, he could not understand why the chicks did not reply to his mating cawls. He always gave them a saucy look and holding his wing to his ear would say, "Cawl me".
Etymology: Caligula (debauched Roman Emperor who succeeded Tiberius and whose uncontrolled passions resulted in manifest insanity) & Caw (cry of a crow or other corvine avian)
Imposeter
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: im-pose-ter
Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.
Etymology: poser + imposter
Chickmagnot
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: chick-mag-not
Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot
Etymology: chick magnet, not
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COMMENTS:
funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00
this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00
hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00
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Verstuper
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: ver-stuper
Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!
Etymology: very stupid person
Cretinova
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kret in over
Sentence: Frank was a complete cretinova always flirting in the most appalling ways, even pinching the bums of the prettier ladies in the office.
Etymology: from cretin and casanova
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COMMENTS:
Appalling? or Abballing? - wordmeister, 2007-02-23: 02:27:00
good point... - erasmus, 2007-02-23: 04:13:00
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Suavemonkey
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key
Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!
Etymology: Suave + monkey

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!