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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Egotesticle

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul

Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.

Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")

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COMMENTS:

love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00

I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00

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Blahblivious

Created by: barabajagal

Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us

Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.

Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings

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COMMENTS:

Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00

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Pompool

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

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Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.

Etymology: pompous and fool

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Virgintellectual

Created by: jpmikkers

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Peaflop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pee-flop

Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."

Etymology: peacock, flop

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Casanovag

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj

Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.

Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)

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Megotist

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist

Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.

Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.

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Concenovambivalent

Created by: alabaster

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Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.

Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent

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Pompidian

Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean

Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.

Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!