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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Concenovambivalent

Created by: alabaster

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Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.

Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent

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Casanovag

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj

Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.

Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)

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Conceitard

Created by: jdecker21

Pronunciation: con-see-tard

Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."

Etymology: conceited + retard

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Flirtagonist

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist

Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.

Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')

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Melovemelongtimist

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist

Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.

Etymology: me love you long time GI

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Dishooker

Created by: duefiori

Pronunciation: dis-hooker

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Optimissed

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Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

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Narcissisdick

Created by: Nicked

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Chadcock

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Peaflop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pee-flop

Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."

Etymology: peacock, flop

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!