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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
Verboticisms
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Blahblivious
Created by: barabajagal
Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us
Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.
Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings
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COMMENTS:
Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00
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Pettyboy
Created by: Qinamil
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Derived by removing the r from "Pretty boy".
Egoitall
Created by: stevo
Pronunciation: ego-it-all
Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.
Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all
Argshooter
Created by: espsycho
Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter
Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."
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Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Beguillenot
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: be-guile-not
Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.
Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)
Arrofizzlegant
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: ar-oh-fiz-uhl-guhnt
Sentence: Kip didn't get why his smooth moves failed to work on the ladies. He was decked out in his favorite attire, the pink & lime green plaid slacks and the mustard colored polyester turtleneck equipped with arm pit stains which he typically sported in mid-July, was a perennial favorite at the bus station. Perhaps he was turning into an arrofizzlegant like his dad.
Etymology: arrogant + fizzle
Egolitarian
Created by: haldean
Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN
Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!
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Poppinay
Created by: thesteviest
Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay
Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.
Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!