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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
Verboticisms
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Egotesticle
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul
Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.
Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")
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COMMENTS:
love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00
I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00
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Blahblivious
Created by: barabajagal
Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us
Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.
Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings
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COMMENTS:
Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00
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Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Peaflop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pee-flop
Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Etymology: peacock, flop
Prohounder
Created by: jsb1138
Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er
Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.
Etymology: propound + hound(er)
Casanovag
Created by: torpid
Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj
Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.
Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)
Megotist
Created by: DrHarvey
Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist
Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.
Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.
Concenovambivalent
Created by: alabaster
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.
Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent
Pompidian
Created by: marnee4nothin
Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean
Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.
Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!