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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Egotryst

Created by: tarnmoor

Pronunciation: E-go-TRIST

Sentence: That egotryst is so full of himself that no one wants to date him.

Etymology: Ego and Tryst

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Argshooter

espsycho

Created by: espsycho

Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter

Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."

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Pettyboy

Created by: Qinamil

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Etymology: Derived by removing the r from "Pretty boy".

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Sparrogant

CitizenKeen

Created by: CitizenKeen

Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant

Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.

Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.

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Losargant

Created by: Riddles81

Pronunciation: Loss-Are-Gent

Sentence: The "Losargant" guy on the dance floor, wearing 6 tonnes of bling told me I was an A'ight looking sheila and he would make do with me for now.

Etymology: Loser + Arrogant

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Underaskeezer

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Absutean

Created by: tgeorge

Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n

Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.

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Egolitarian

haldean

Created by: haldean

Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN

Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!

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Repudidater

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: ri-pyoo-de-deyt

Sentence: Ken didn't realize he was such repudidater even after every women in the bar faked an illness to get away from him.

Etymology: repudiate - (to reject) date - (a romantic get together)

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Fratego

Created by: bonus

Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go

Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!

Etymology: fraternity + ego

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!