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'Why do you keep making those stupid faces?'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To silently signal the position of a piece of food on a person's face using hand gestures, facial expressions and tonguing motions. n., A nonverbal communication system used to alert and assist diners with food on their faces.

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Gestrickle

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Jes-trik-ul

Sentence: Hoping to silently alert Phil to the jelly around his mouth from the doughnut Mildred gave him a quick gestrickle.

Etymology: Gesture + trickle

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Gagticulation

Created by: heartnsoul

Pronunciation: gag-tik-u-la-shun

Sentence: On their one month anniversary, Tidy Tina ran away in horror when her cake-faced boyfriend, Big Bob, thought her facial gagticulations were romantic invitations.

Etymology: gag (the response)+ gesticulation (the signals)

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Gresticulate

Created by: Carlyumz

Pronunciation: gress-tick-u-late

Sentence: Despite my many attempts to gresticulate, Frank was still oblivious to the piece of mint sauce hanging precariously from his nose.

Etymology: Grub(food) + Gesticulate(to signal)

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Foodianslip

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: food/ee/an/slip

Sentence: Janice sent her friend the silent facial foodianslip message across the table to warn her friend of excess crumbs on her face.

Etymology: food + Freudian Slip

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wonderful - Jabberwocky, 2007-11-01: 10:47:00

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Particlepantomime

Created by: svnfsvn

Pronunciation: particle pant imime

Sentence: particlepantimime did the trick,no one else noticed his face at the wine tastingparty.

Etymology:

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Hintism

Created by: Evilshadow

Pronunciation:

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Lickityspat

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: Li-Kuh-Tee-Spa-AT

Sentence: Through her ingenious lickityspat, James was now aware of the egg on his face.

Etymology: Spittle, Spat upon, reviled. Lickimous Androdgenous.

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Facefoodgesting

Created by: kimbo123

Pronunciation:

Sentence: sarah tried facefoodgesting tom, but he had no clue.

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Caratitas

Created by: aiiden

Pronunciation: car-ra-tee-tas

Sentence: Susan mad caratitas to Sam when she noticed the blue icing hanging from his nostrils.

Etymology: Cara=(spanish for face) titas =(no idea, but if your mexican, you'll understand)

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Clingo

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: klin-go

Sentence: He obviously couldn't feel the icing solidifying and cracking on his face, so Sue tried using clingo and tidbidioms to alert him to his plight.

Etymology: cling, lingo

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-11-01: 02:30:00
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James'

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-11-01: 02:49:00
Don't forget to add your thoughts to the Verbotomy Birthday Blog. Go to http://www.verbotomy.com/blog. ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2014-04-22: 00:03:00
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James