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'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Indeprest

Created by: angus

Pronunciation: in-dee-PREST

Sentence: I was home alone with nothing to do on a Friday night so I indeprested an entire bag of doritos.

Etymology: ingest + depress

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Foodgganut

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: food-ger-not

Sentence: He was foodgganutic, eating his favourite breakfast bars when dumped by his girlfriend after a midnight movie.

Etymology: FOOD + juGGernauts + Nuts

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Therapeating

trioptimum

Created by: trioptimum

Pronunciation: ther-uh-PEE-ting

Sentence: Three bowls of macaroni cheese later, Clive still wasn't in the mood to stop therapeating.

Etymology: eating + therapy/therapeutic

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COMMENTS:

Love it :) - Lurky2000, 2007-09-05: 05:35:00

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Comfortmunch

Created by: Jeaneai

Pronunciation: Comfirtmunch

Sentence: After Melinda lost her job, she comfortmunched for two days and gained a lot of weight subsequently.

Etymology: Comfort and Much

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Depilge

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: dip-ill-ja

Sentence: i hate my body so i depilge

Etymology: depression/ bilge

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Bingitute

Created by: h4ste

Pronunciation: binge-it-tute

Sentence: She found her boyfriend cheating on her and she started bingituting. And now here i am finding nothing in the fridge.

Etymology: binge (as in binge eating) + substitute (as in food as a substitute) because in this case people eat to substitute food for "happy".

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Munchsturbate

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: munch-stur-bate

Sentence: In order to keep his mind and body busy after the break-up, Bob would munchsturbate on high-fiber cereal - spending his time equally with the cereal bowl and toilet bowl.

Etymology: munch, masturbate

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COMMENTS:

Chheeriohmygods no doubt - galwaywegian, 2007-09-05: 07:45:00

more likely Cream of Wheat - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-05: 09:47:00

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Blubbume

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: blub-ume

Sentence: Charlie would blubbume after every game he lost.

Etymology: blubber and consume

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Pityfull

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: pi' - tee - full

Sentence: When she finished the first half gallon, she kept eating because although she was full, she would never be Pityfull

Etymology: pity/pitiful/full

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COMMENTS:

funny!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-05: 12:29:00

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Mealancholy

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: meel-en-coll-ee

Sentence: he walked into his lonely flat and headed straight to the fridge for some mealancholy

Etymology: meal, melancholy

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COMMENTS:

excellent :) - Lurky2000, 2007-09-05: 05:36:00

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Comments:

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:49:00
therapeating

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:50:00
doh. wrong box. too early.