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'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Suisideofbeefal

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: sue-i-side-of-BEEF-al

Sentence: Bob couldn't just comfort eat, he went the whole hog -- he was suisideofbeefal.

Etymology: suicidal + side of beef

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Comfortmunch

Created by: Jeaneai

Pronunciation: Comfirtmunch

Sentence: After Melinda lost her job, she comfortmunched for two days and gained a lot of weight subsequently.

Etymology: Comfort and Much

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Indeprest

Created by: angus

Pronunciation: in-dee-PREST

Sentence: I was home alone with nothing to do on a Friday night so I indeprested an entire bag of doritos.

Etymology: ingest + depress

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Munchfortable

Created by: doctathunder

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Loneafeed

Created by: dclaxton

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My boyfriend and I broke up, so I ate loneafeed for three days.

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Glunch

Created by: recessivejean

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After Joe got fired, all he did for a week was sit around in his boxers and glunch on cereal and ramen.

Etymology: gl/unch from gloom + munch

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Emotiomunch

sparkles510

Created by: sparkles510

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My poor brother did nothing but emotiomunch after his rejection.

Etymology:

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Tempterised

Created by: aabbko

Pronunciation:

Sentence: i feel tempterised by my girlfriend

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COMMENTS:

send me ur feedback - aabbko, 2007-09-05: 14:25:00

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Gloomandize

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: gloo/muhn/deez

Sentence: He was so upset that his girlfriend dumped him that he pulled out his favourite cereal, Cheerios (how ironic), and had a major gloomandize session eating the whole box non-stop.

Etymology: gloom + gormandize (to eat greedily or ravenously)

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COMMENTS:

You hit the nail on the head, StevO. A great word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-05: 22:47:00

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Forklorn

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: fôrk'-lôrn

Sentence: After Susie kicked him to the curb, eric, forklorn, ate three slices of macaroni and cheese pizza.

Etymology: fork + forlorn

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Comments:

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:49:00
therapeating

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:50:00
doh. wrong box. too early.