Verboticisms

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /kənfjuˈdʌltʌˌɹeɪdʒ/

Sentence: I was so overcome with confudulterage that I couldn't decide whether to scream, cry, break something, storm out of the room, or run off to join the circus.

Etymology: From confused + adultery + rage

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The above sentence is not meant to be autobiographical in any sense whatsoever. I just wanted to avoid using a gendered pronoun, and I got tired of trying to think of an elegant way of doing so in the third person. Thankfully, I've never had to feel confudulterage before, and hopefully I never will. - ErWenn, 2007-06-01: 03:55:00

Here's to monotony...er... monogamy! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:44:00

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Created by: LindsayStar

Pronunciation: V-ile-ous

Sentence: what is the vileuos creature doing to her

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Created by: gautambarathwaj

Pronunciation: Pronunced as "Maatra-zzic"

Sentence: She was Mattrazzic when her lover saw her with someone else

Etymology: From the Tail word "MAATRAN" which means "SOme one else's" This Word has tamil roots

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Created by: victoriak

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Created by: nbsalomon

Pronunciation: chee-tah-spawn-sss

Sentence: Carl's cheatesponse to Carol's affair with Michael AND Thomas made Carol feel bad.

Etymology: cheat and response

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Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: dis-FYOOR-ee-EY-shuhn

Sentence: Gerald could not contain his dysphuriation, which was clearly harder on him than either Janet or Carl, the landscaper.

Etymology: dysphoria + infuriation

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Janet was into whoreticulture. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:55:00

Gerald was a mite angry, but Carl probably has a spray for that. Janet declared she was just being environmentally friendly. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:03:00

Carl was a seedy character, having had affairs with Rose, Daisy, and Lily as well. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 09:19:00

sounds like a thHorny problem - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 12:30:00

Yes, but Gerald rose to the occasion. - Clayton, 2007-06-01: 13:54:00

Damn, "rose" had already been used. I'll try again. It wasn't the first time Janet had been deflowered. Gerald fell into a vegetative state, preventing him from getting to the root of the problem. Tree times was fir too many. - Clayton, 2007-06-01: 14:05:00

Perhaps Janet felt that Gerald had been spending too much thyme with Rosemary and as he hadn't been wearing his foxglove he had developed a problem with his peonies - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 15:35:00

Whereas Janet's gardenia belt left her feverbush exposed, making Carl's horse cane extremely gladiola, until his stamen peeked out from under his monkshood and he began pollen on his periwinkle. Fertilization was fine, but there was no possumhaw that he could marigold that witch-hazel and become a poppie, carting the orchids around to daisy care. Some called him a pansy, but many problems stemmed from his disinterest in cultivating a family and branching out. He wished everyone would just leaf him alone so he could smoke weed and listen to the Sex Pistils. Maple it was for the best. He'd rather bee with Jasmine, to chestnut on her pod and turn out the nightshade. - Clayton, 2007-06-01: 18:35:00

too funny - I'm splitpeaing myself with laughter!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 20:10:00

Clayton, you sure have some stamena for pROSE. Freesia jolly good fellow, and sow say all of us. - petaj, 2007-06-02: 23:34:00

Ha ha! LOVE it! - Clayton, 2007-06-04: 06:18:00

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Created by: kalieS

Pronunciation: Con-FLUH-VD

Sentence: As he caught his lover with another man, he became very confloved.

Etymology: Confused + Love = and confusion in love

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Created by: katinto

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Created by: ngajoe

Pronunciation: Joh-dee-side

Sentence: After reading the Instant Messenger transcript between his girlfriend and someone named "SweetLove384", Em felt a cold wave of jodicide swell up in his heart, and he knew now that only his hunting rifle and a 4x scope could find a cure.

Etymology: "Jody" [fictional character in Army horror stories who steals the hearts of a soldier's loved ones during deployments.] + cide [Middle English, from Old French (from Latin -cīda, killer) and Latin -cīdium, killing, both from caedere, to strike, kill.]

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Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: cuck + ol + dam + nation

Sentence: And that was it, she was cheating on me - I felt the cuckoldamnation rising within me.

Etymology: cuckold + damnation

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