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DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Jealisle

Created by: Megsee

Pronunciation: gel - isle (sounds like while)

Sentence: The sight of her lover crooning a love song into his blackberry made her feel as though she might vomit, though nothing was in her stomach she felt jealisle.

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Platonetmet

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: plat ton net met

Sentence: They had gotten together innocently online through their Facebook contacts. What had been a simple exchange had ended up a more intimate relationship. But sexy as it was, they remained faithful to their spouses because their connectedness was platonetmet. It helped that she actually lived in Buenos Aires and he in a small village in India. Though they could not dance in person they could do the tantamount tango! It was only a matter of time before either saved up enough air miles to change their status.

Etymology: Platonic (free from physical desire);Net (Internet) & Met (came together;got to know;got acquainted with)

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Lacrelation

Created by: larar

Pronunciation: lack ruh lation

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Etymology: lacremal fluid -tears + elation

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Janger

Created by: syerraecho

Pronunciation: Jan-ger (sounds like anger with a j)

Sentence: He seethed with janger upon seeing his loved one in his best friends arms.

Etymology: Jealousy + Anger

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Good word! Got one of my votes today!! - Stevenson0, 2007-06-01: 15:40:00

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Floozicide

Created by: frosteefire

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Cyberslut

Created by: Sed8ed

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Rebotion

Created by: spajot

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Philandereaction

Created by: JoanneB83

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Avatarrangement

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: av - ah - tar - ranj - ment

Sentence: Lucy had an avatarrangement with Benjamin; her virtual friend on "My Other World" where her character looked nothing like herself. Because she was having an intimate relationship with her avatar and not her "real" self, she felt innocent and did not understand why her husband was upset.

Etymology: avatar, arrangement

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avatariffic word - Nosila, 2009-12-28: 22:19:00

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Jodicide

Created by: ngajoe

Pronunciation: Joh-dee-side

Sentence: After reading the Instant Messenger transcript between his girlfriend and someone named "SweetLove384", Em felt a cold wave of jodicide swell up in his heart, and he knew now that only his hunting rifle and a 4x scope could find a cure.

Etymology: "Jody" [fictional character in Army horror stories who steals the hearts of a soldier's loved ones during deployments.] + cide [Middle English, from Old French (from Latin -cīda, killer) and Latin -cīdium, killing, both from caedere, to strike, kill.]

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James