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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Altruision

Created by: Rocky

Pronunciation: all|true|is|shun

Sentence: In order to excrete good will onto the heads of the masses, first you must altruision yourself as monstrously large blue pigeon.

Etymology: altruism | Envision

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Craptasy

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: crap/tassy

Sentence: When he daydreamed he would often imagine flying overhead, crapping on the crowds of shoppers below, he was then truly in craptasy.

Etymology: Crap + Fantasy

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COMMENTS:

fmgene reads more like crap + ecstasy - fmgene, 2006-12-18: 18:54:00

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Dootasia

Created by: alphabetapolothology

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: shit & fantasia

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Efflavallava

Created by: Emanresu

Pronunciation: slo-wly

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Holydump

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: Ho-lee-dump

Sentence: If only everyone could get a holydump, this world would be a better place.

Etymology: To dump holyness and peace on someone.

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Forward

Created by: jodian

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Ornitholohgee

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: awr nith oll oh geee

Sentence: he parroted on and on til he was silenced by a well placed ornathologee

Etymology: ornithology oh gee

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Scatacism

Created by: Fristine

Pronunciation: skat-tuh-kism

Sentence: That pigeon served up a holiday scatacism!

Etymology: scat- a word for wildlife poop acism-refers to catholic rituals

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Psychornithocrapulence

Created by: vainglorious11

Pronunciation: S-eye-k-or-nih-th-oh-k-rap-you-l-en-ss

Sentence: Waiting in the massive line for the boxing day sale, I caught myself in a bout of psychornithocrapulence.

Etymology: Psych- for mental, ornitho- for bird-related, and crapulence for, well, crap.

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COMMENTS:

This particular case might be better termed "caterval (crowd-related) psychornithocrapulence. - vainglorious11, 2006-12-18: 19:31:00

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James