Vote for the best verboticism.

'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Neosipping

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: neo - sipping

Sentence: In order to cleanse her memory of the previous years diasasters, she took to neosipping.

Etymology: neo - new sipping -drink

| Comments and Points

Colalonics

Created by: a68tbird

Pronunciation: col-a-lon-ics

Sentence: An oral ingestion of any brand Colalonic will cleanse the digestion tract, and prepare the liver for oncoming abuse.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Lushflush

Created by: veevega

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Gary, who hasn't caught the flu in over ten years, contributes his good health to his participation in our annual lushflush.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Bodyclensing

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: bodyclensing

Sentence: Drink this bodyclensing potion and you´ll feel better.

Etymology: clensing from cleaning

| Comments and Points

Martiniize

Created by: norallama

Pronunciation: Martineez

Sentence: This year's made me feel so dirty -- I'll need a good martiniizing come December 31st.

Etymology: From "martini," the drink, and "Martinizing," the dry cleaning (as in clothes) process.

| Comments and Points

Spiritflush

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: spear-it-flush

Sentence: he wondered if one bottle of vodka would be enough to spiritflush his system

Etymology: spirit and flush

| Comments and Points

Sousebration

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: sow-sah-bray-shun

Sentence: "Whaaana joooin me foah a liddle sousebration," he said proferring the bottle of peach Schnapps towards me.

Etymology: souse = drunk e-bration = from celebration

| Comments and Points

Rebeerthing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: re-beerth-ing

Sentence: Marcus felt born-again after using premium ale in his rebeerthing ritual.

Etymology: rebirthing + beer

| Comments and Points

Annboozaria

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"an-bü-'zär-E-&/

Sentence: The festival of Annboozaria generally begins after dinner on December 1st and lasts until the cops show up.

Etymology: annual + booze + Februaria

| Comments and Points

Silvesterswigging

Created by: mdschermer

Pronunciation: sil-VES-ter-swig-ging

Sentence: In the dark days between christmas and the new year, Kate focused intensely on her new year resolutions while silvesterswigging her way through daddy's single malts.

Etymology: "Silvester" is an alternative name for new year's eve (in germany a.o.), plus "swigging": to engage in drinking liquid in great gulps.

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...