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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Silvesterswigging

Created by: mdschermer

Pronunciation: sil-VES-ter-swig-ging

Sentence: In the dark days between christmas and the new year, Kate focused intensely on her new year resolutions while silvesterswigging her way through daddy's single malts.

Etymology: "Silvester" is an alternative name for new year's eve (in germany a.o.), plus "swigging": to engage in drinking liquid in great gulps.

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Alcoholostomy

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: alcohol-ostomy

Sentence: She flushed her systems with an alcoholostomy of vodka and orange juice to make room for more vodka.

Etymology: alcohol+colostomy

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Bodyclensing

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: bodyclensing

Sentence: Drink this bodyclensing potion and you´ll feel better.

Etymology: clensing from cleaning

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Vindisate

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: vin-di-sate

Sentence: Sharon began to vindisate just before leaving for the New Year Party ....

Etymology: vin (Fr: wine) di (as in vindicate) sate (to gorge, overdose)

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Blottoflush

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: blotto - flush

Sentence: Had a great night at the pub but now I need to blottoflush for New Year's Eve.

Etymology: blotto - under the influence of drink Flush - to cleanse

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Vodklense

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: vod-clense

Sentence: She felt like she had to vodklense, this wasn't her fault, it's tradition.

Etymology: From vodka and clense.

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Annboozaria

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"an-bü-'zär-E-&/

Sentence: The festival of Annboozaria generally begins after dinner on December 1st and lasts until the cops show up.

Etymology: annual + booze + Februaria

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Inebraugural

Created by: Stump

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Hogmanitox

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hog-man-ee-tocks

Sentence: She would always hogmanitox after Christmas because her liver had taken quite a bashing.

Etymology: From "hogmanay" (Scottish term for New Year's Eve) and "detox". Also a hog is a pig, notoriously filthy animals!

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COMMENTS:

Very witty! Good stuff. - fonka99, 2007-01-01: 08:32:00

Notoriously filthy? No. Pigs are naturally very clean and avoid, if at all possible, soiling their living areas! Their confinement is man-made. But I like your word. - egonschiela, 2007-01-01: 13:22:00

Yeah, rolling in the mud is a clear sign of hygiene obsession! Also note that the Bible (you know, that reliable classic) calls swine "unclean". Most importantly, it was a befittingly crude generalization. - Bulletchewer, 2007-01-02: 16:42:00

....snorts, and puts head back in bucket. - egonschiela, 2007-01-02: 18:55:00

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Elixamater

Created by: natlanclos

Pronunciation: "E-LIX-AH-MATE-ER"

Sentence: If i drink enough elixamater tonight i'll be all ready for the new years party.

Etymology:

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