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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Alcoholiday

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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Tonicating

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: ton-i-cate-ing

Sentence: Once the clock struck 12 everyone was tonicating themselves with vodka and rum.

Etymology: tonic/ -ating

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Devomitoxosis

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: di-vom-i-ta-ksoe-sis

Sentence: Jenny felt her annual devomitoxosis would rid her once and for all of that terrible Bob character.

Etymology: from vomit and toxic and DE

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Vodmanay

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Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: VOD-Ma-Nay

Sentence: It was that time of year when she cleansed herself with a traditional vodmanay

Etymology: Vodka-Hogmanay=Vodmanay

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Alcoholostomy

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: alcohol-ostomy

Sentence: She flushed her systems with an alcoholostomy of vodka and orange juice to make room for more vodka.

Etymology: alcohol+colostomy

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Neosipping

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: neo - sipping

Sentence: In order to cleanse her memory of the previous years diasasters, she took to neosipping.

Etymology: neo - new sipping -drink

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Guzlinenema

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: guz - lin - en - e - ma

Sentence: Every year on Dec. 31 I and a few of my friends like to have a guzlinenema to relinquish all the hurt from the past year.

Etymology: Guzzling enema

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Annboozaria

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"an-bü-'zär-E-&/

Sentence: The festival of Annboozaria generally begins after dinner on December 1st and lasts until the cops show up.

Etymology: annual + booze + Februaria

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Inebraugural

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Silvesterswigging

Created by: mdschermer

Pronunciation: sil-VES-ter-swig-ging

Sentence: In the dark days between christmas and the new year, Kate focused intensely on her new year resolutions while silvesterswigging her way through daddy's single malts.

Etymology: "Silvester" is an alternative name for new year's eve (in germany a.o.), plus "swigging": to engage in drinking liquid in great gulps.

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