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'Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.'

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Napigation

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: nap-i-gay-shun

Sentence: Nerida's sleep apnoea was offset by her excellent napigation, so even when she dozed off at the wheel because of her sleep problems she was still able to win the Paris to Dakkar rally.

Etymology: navigation + nap

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COMMENTS:

Decades ago after the obligatory end-of-week get-together, I often wonder how I had got home. Now I know it was napigation! You have my vote. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-04: 23:30:00

great stuff - Lurky2000, 2007-09-05: 05:41:00

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Naughtopilot

tempest

Created by: tempest

Pronunciation: NAWT-o-pie-lut

Sentence: Bill snapped out of naughtopilot at the sound of the airhorn from the 18-wheeler behind him at the light.

Etymology: Naught + autopilot

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Forcetowakethoughasleep

Created by: leomar

Pronunciation: force-to-wake-though-asleep

Sentence: forcing to be awake, eventhough she was so sleepy..

Etymology: force to be awake

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Snoozecontrol

Created by: elcomputo

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Subcondrive

Created by: Jeaneai

Pronunciation: Sub-cohn-dreye-ve

Sentence: The cars in front of him were barely moving so Tim decided it would be best if he just subcondrove.

Etymology: Subconscious and drive.

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Slaken

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: slay-kin

Sentence: I was able to get to work in a slaken state without causing any accidents (that I can remember).

Etymology: sleep and awaken

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Luciddriving

Created by: Windy

Pronunciation: zzzz-I'm awake--zzzz

Sentence: It was just a matter of submitting to her subconscious; when Alice was luciddriving she could control the cruise control with her knees

Etymology: lucid dreaming

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Crooze

trioptimum

Created by: trioptimum

Pronunciation: crooz

Sentence: She fastened the seat belt, cued up her favourite album, and prepared for the zen-like bliss of the morning crooze.

Etymology: snooze (a light sleep) + cruise (to travel at a moderate speed)

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Clairvehiculance

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: klair-vee-HIK-yu-lance

Sentence: Were it not for his clairvehiculance Jared could not drive to work while drinking coffee, listening to his iPod and reviewing his text messages on his phoe at the same time.

Etymology: clairvoyance with vehicle.

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