Verboticisms

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: risk-ayn-gel

Sentence: Jamie thought he was promoting safety by watching his passengers more than the road, but he was really a riskangel in search of an accident.

Etymology: risk (the element of danger) + angel (one who means well)

| Comments and Points

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: vE-hoc-u-laritE

Sentence: In order to drive a school bus you must master the art of dual vehocularity

Etymology: vehicle + ocular

| Comments and Points

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: Tri/eye/ing

Sentence: He was trieying to watch the kids and the road.

Etymology: try+triple+eye+ing

| Comments and Points

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: SWERV-a-lens

Sentence: When I was a kid all of my attempts to place a bug delicately into my sisters ear were continuously thwarted by my father and his unending swerveillance.

Etymology: Swerve + Surveillance

| Comments and Points

Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Splur - ter

Sentence: It was impossible for Carlos not to splurtter with two little boys in the back seat.

Etymology: Unknown...

| Comments and Points

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: i/browz

Sentence: Trying to eyebrowse and steer at the same time proved to be too much multitasking, causing his eyes to constantly rotate around his head.

Etymology: eye + browse

| Comments and Points

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: carn-sen-trayt

Sentence: Instead of focusing on driving, the antics of his unruly load of pensioners meant he had to try and carncentrate instead

Etymology: car + concentrate

| Comments and Points

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: smyt-less

Sentence: Her hands gripped the chain in front of her as she realized that her cab driver was smiteless.

Etymology: smite ... sounds like sightless

| Comments and Points

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: fass-tiddy-ot

Sentence: Joe, fastidiot par excellence, was overly picky about safety measures on his journeys, yet managed to pick up a number of speeding fines

Etymology: fast (velocity of a car) + idiot (one who makes errors of judgment) + fastidious (excessively particular)

| Comments and Points

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: coop-nazi

Sentence: When outside of his Altima, he was by and large a very easy-going guy, but the moment you were both inside and he took the wheel, he turned into a royal coupenazi.

Etymology: coupe + nazi (a la "soup nazi")

| Comments and Points

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Pair - ent - I - tis

Sentence: Once you have a few kids, you will be an expert parentitise.

Etymology: Parentise - to be a father or mother who must have all eyes on their children

| Comments and Points

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: endanger-cate

Sentence: The cause of the death of this family seems to be endangercating

Etymology: endanger + educate

| Comments and Points

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: SWERV-a-lens

Sentence: When I was a kid all of my attempts to place a bug delicately into my sisters ear were continuously thwarted by my father and his unending swerveillance.

Etymology: Swerve + Surveillance

| Comments and Points

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: hip' oh crin spek' shun

Sentence: Ironically enough, it was Bob's unfastened safety belt that allowed him to escape the car just before his grandfather drove it off the cliff during a bout of hypocrinspection.

Etymology: hypocrisy + inspection

| Comments and Points

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: vee-thick-u-lar

Sentence: Bob's habit of checking his rabbits had their seatbelts on was somewhat vethicular.

Etymology: vehicular + thick

| Comments and Points

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: psy-ko-drive

Sentence: I love my ferrari because I can lay back, shut my eyes and psychodrive the whole way.

Etymology: Driving a motor vehicule while watching the road with your third eye.

| Comments and Points

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: car-ner-vi-us

Sentence: Bobby's new girl friend wondered why he always stared at her lap when driving, until she realized that it was carnervious habit and that he was just checking her seatbelt.

Etymology: car + nervous

| Comments and Points

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ize/in/the/back/of/my/hed

Sentence: Sergio Skoonspruit knew that his "eyesinthebackofmyhead" abilities might come in handy one day, even if his kids didn't think so.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: Stu-pid

Sentence: That driver was stupid

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pir/o/pek/ing

Sentence: All parents with kids in the back seat are expert at piropeeking.

Etymology: pirouette + peek

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

I accidentally typed in 'piropeeping' instead of 'piropeeking' - Stevenson0, 2006-11-30: 18:03:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: hip-oh-crit-ih-CAIR-ful

Sentence: Once again, dad was being extremely hipocriticareful, swatting us for goofing around in the back seat with one hand, while steering into oncoming traffic with the other.

Etymology: hypocritical + careful

| Comments and Points

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Created by: gregbatch

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

I love swerveillance. If I hadn't already voted... - gregbatch, 2006-11-30: 17:12:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: naptunder

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Created by: verndo

Pronunciation: koh lied a say ff

Sentence: His collidasafe driving technique drove us straight into the ditch but with our seatbelts on correctly.

Etymology: from the word "Collide" and "Safety" wherein safety is the cause of the collision.

| Comments and Points