Verboticisms

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: SWERV-a-lens

Sentence: When I was a kid all of my attempts to place a bug delicately into my sisters ear were continuously thwarted by my father and his unending swerveillance.

Etymology: Swerve + Surveillance

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Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: SWERV-a-lens

Sentence: When I was a kid all of my attempts to place a bug delicately into my sisters ear were continuously thwarted by my father and his unending swerveillance.

Etymology: Swerve + Surveillance

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: i/browz

Sentence: Trying to eyebrowse and steer at the same time proved to be too much multitasking, causing his eyes to constantly rotate around his head.

Etymology: eye + browse

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: fass-tiddy-ot

Sentence: Joe, fastidiot par excellence, was overly picky about safety measures on his journeys, yet managed to pick up a number of speeding fines

Etymology: fast (velocity of a car) + idiot (one who makes errors of judgment) + fastidious (excessively particular)

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Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: psy-ko-drive

Sentence: I love my ferrari because I can lay back, shut my eyes and psychodrive the whole way.

Etymology: Driving a motor vehicule while watching the road with your third eye.

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Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: endanger-cate

Sentence: The cause of the death of this family seems to be endangercating

Etymology: endanger + educate

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Created by: chris

Pronunciation: carn-sen-trayt

Sentence: Instead of focusing on driving, the antics of his unruly load of pensioners meant he had to try and carncentrate instead

Etymology: car + concentrate

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Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: car-ner-vi-us

Sentence: Bobby's new girl friend wondered why he always stared at her lap when driving, until she realized that it was carnervious habit and that he was just checking her seatbelt.

Etymology: car + nervous

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ize/in/the/back/of/my/hed

Sentence: Sergio Skoonspruit knew that his "eyesinthebackofmyhead" abilities might come in handy one day, even if his kids didn't think so.

Etymology:

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Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: hip-oh-crit-ih-CAIR-ful

Sentence: Once again, dad was being extremely hipocriticareful, swatting us for goofing around in the back seat with one hand, while steering into oncoming traffic with the other.

Etymology: hypocritical + careful

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