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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
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Fiantsy
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fee-AHNT-see
Sentence: After having given an engagement ring to his girlfriend Gertrude, Bertrand became more than a little fiantsy when he began to see changes in her personality indicating that she was more of a shrew and gold digger than he had noticed before.
Etymology: 'antsy' (apprehensive, uneasy, or nervous) used in a word play on the word fiance'
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COMMENTS:
clever - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Fiantastic word - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:47:00
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Amortis
Created by: dekra
Pronunciation: A-more-tis
Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.
Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis
Wakenbreak
Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk
Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.
Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])
Fierylovedlocal
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: Fire-e-loved-low-cal
Sentence: My evil ex was fierylovedlocal every time she touched me my skin would melt!
Etymology: Fiery: Consisting of or containing fire. Burning or glowing. Using or effected with fire. Easily ignited; flammable. Having the color of fire; brightly red: fiery hair; a fiery sunset. Torridly hot. Feverishly hot and flushed. Being in an inflamed, usually painful condition. Easily excited or emotionally volatile; tempestuous: a fiery temper. Charged with emotion; spirited: Loved: (Slang for UN Loved) as in to feel love the past tense of love in my word...A person who used to be the object of deep or intense affection or attraction Local:Of, relating to, or characteristic of a particular place.
Reevalumate
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate
Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.
Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")
Beloathed
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: bəlōthd
Sentence: Their love had gone full cycle, from betrothed to bedazzled to beloathed. These days nothing gives them more satisfaction than sucking the joy out of each others lives.
Etymology: betrothed (enter into a formal agreement to marry) + loathed (feel intense dislike or disgust for)
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COMMENTS:
WHY don't you vote at all? You never did answer my private message...Am I missing something here? HOW do you get to the top all the time and NOT vote? Do you have your entire office sign on and vote as soon as you post your word? You're a talented writer come on now VOTE for some of us newbies :)) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-10: 06:42:00
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Endfatuation
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: end/fa/tu/ay/shun
Sentence: Her infatuation quickly turned to endfatuation when her boyfriend turned nasty.
Etymology: end + infatuation
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COMMENTS:
Good one! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:44:00
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Lovernot
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: luv er not
Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.
Etymology: love her / lover not
Dissenssociation
Created by: kalex
Pronunciation: dis-sense-so-see-ay-shun; dissenssociopath, n.
Sentence: I bore the weeks and years that the dissessociation actually took. To detach from a dissessociopath was always sticky, and always broke your heart.
Etymology: desensitize, sense, disassociation;/ desensitize, sociopath
Dylanchanted
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: dill an chan ted
Sentence: When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin' in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he'd soon be Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...assuming bad boys even went there.
Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)
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COMMENTS:
Just like a woman! - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00
tangled up in poo? - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.