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DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Digitool

Created by: Ra1111

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Sentence: The only cure for Digitool Syndrome is to strand the person in the wilderness and if they should make it out alive, send them to live with the Amish.

Etymology: Digital/Tool

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Webuffoon

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: web-uh-foon

Sentence: Nancy was such a webuffoon that she emailed Rick twelve times using her blackberry on their first date.

Etymology: Web + Buffoon

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Etardation

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: e-tard-ay-shun

Sentence: His etardation reached it's pinnacle when he requested a video conference from across the room.

Etymology: e (for electronic, like in e-mail) + retardation

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Technopendent

Created by: futebollounge

Pronunciation: tek-no-pen-dent

Sentence: Michael, who was technopendant all his life vomited during his first encounter with Alice, the girl he met on myspace.

Etymology: developed 5 minutes ago in my filthy brain

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COMMENTS:

awesome word u win :) - futebollounge, 2007-08-29: 16:51:00

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Re: pulsive

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: re puls iv

Sentence: When I discovered that I would rather send an email to his cell phone than to walk into the next room to speak to him in person, I knew I was re: pulsive.

Etymology: Re: Email speak for "in response to" + pulsive from compulsive

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