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DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Eqwertyosis

Created by: apathy42

Pronunciation: E-quer-tee-OH-sis

Sentence: Tim's eqwertyosis led him to develop calluses on his thumbs when he got his Blackjack.

Etymology: E from e-mail, qwerty from the keyboard style, -osis latin root for mental disorder.

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Eddicted

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: ee-dik-ted

Sentence: Bob was so eddicted that his college professor had to email him with a message that said, "Yes, Bob?" When he raised his hand in class.

Etymology: E: From 'e-mail' ddicted: from 'addicted'

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Textmania

Created by: duefiori

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Mailegamaniac

Created by: lvinning

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Textophilia

Created by: applesnpairs

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Emailosis

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: E-mail-o-sis

Sentence: He emailed her when she was 3 feet away! He has a bad case of Emailosis.

Etymology: Combination of Email and psychosis.

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Enal

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: e/nal

Sentence: To cover his ass and reassure himself he has told everybody everything he should and covered all his bases, my boss e-mails everything instead of speaking any more. He's totally enal.

Etymology: e-mail + anal

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got my vote! - remistram, 2007-08-29: 09:15:00

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