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'Did you get my email?'

DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Stewhawk

Created by: jadakiss98682

Pronunciation: stew-hawk

Sentence: *Sees two people on their laptops flirting. "get off the laptop and tap that you stewhawk!"

Etymology: stephen hawking was the influence on this one...... considering the fact that the man is scared to speak out of his own mouth :))) i still love you stewie

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so creative sooo so much - jadakiss98682, 2007-08-29: 17:01:00

pretty clever - futebollounge, 2007-08-29: 17:03:00

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Imoholic

Created by: sevith

Pronunciation: eye-em-oh-HALL-ic

Sentence: My sister Cathy e-mailed me about an e-mail. Clearly an IMoholic

Etymology: IM short for instant message. -Oholic name of the patron saint of Oxycontin

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Deftmutism

Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: deft-mute-izm

Sentence: We don't talk anymore just chat due to his deftmutism.

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Emaillife

Created by: BobHowell

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Technosloth

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: TEK-no-sloth

Sentence: A true technosloth, Barry preferred to email his cubicle neighbor about whether he'd attend today's meeting, rather than respond directly.

Etymology: Technology + sloth

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Autismail

Created by: cococo

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Sentence: My team suffers of Autismail

Etymology: Autism + mail

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Freakomailogy

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: free-ko-mai-lo-gy

Sentence: Bob the computer technician suffers from an occupational hazard of freakomailogy.

Etymology: freak + mail +psychoLOGY

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Cybereliance

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: seye berr rell eye ens

Sentence: His cyberreliance was so bad he would regularly spam himself.

Etymology: cyber reliance

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Electroscaredycat

Created by: gabioace

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Enal

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: e/nal

Sentence: To cover his ass and reassure himself he has told everybody everything he should and covered all his bases, my boss e-mails everything instead of speaking any more. He's totally enal.

Etymology: e-mail + anal

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got my vote! - remistram, 2007-08-29: 09:15:00

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Comments:

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 17:02:00
click on stewhawk and check the etymology of the word. it only makes sense

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 18:01:00
stewhawk = stephen hawking awesome :)