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DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Etardation

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: e-tard-ay-shun

Sentence: His etardation reached it's pinnacle when he requested a video conference from across the room.

Etymology: e (for electronic, like in e-mail) + retardation

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Spamoholics

Created by: jpmikkers

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Etymology: People that are addicted to making and reading useless mails.

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Stewhawk

Created by: jadakiss98682

Pronunciation: stew-hawk

Sentence: *Sees two people on their laptops flirting. "get off the laptop and tap that you stewhawk!"

Etymology: stephen hawking was the influence on this one...... considering the fact that the man is scared to speak out of his own mouth :))) i still love you stewie

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COMMENTS:

so creative sooo so much - jadakiss98682, 2007-08-29: 17:01:00

pretty clever - futebollounge, 2007-08-29: 17:03:00

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Electroximate

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: ee-lehk-TRAHKS-sihm-muht

Sentence: Alex vainly carried on an electroximate relationship with the woman in the next cubicle. He did wonder why she never returned his IMs, though he knew she was at her desk.

Etymology: electronic + proximate (nearby)

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