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DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Autismail

Created by: cococo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My team suffers of Autismail

Etymology: Autism + mail

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Freakomailogy

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: free-ko-mai-lo-gy

Sentence: Bob the computer technician suffers from an occupational hazard of freakomailogy.

Etymology: freak + mail +psychoLOGY

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Eddicted

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: ee-dik-ted

Sentence: Bob was so eddicted that his college professor had to email him with a message that said, "Yes, Bob?" When he raised his hand in class.

Etymology: E: From 'e-mail' ddicted: from 'addicted'

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Simbiotic

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: SIM-bi-o-tic

Sentence: Mat and Tracey had a simbiotic relationship that was made stronger by the fact that neither had to face the other.

Etymology: a perversion of symbiotic that incorporates IM (Instant Message)

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Imoholic

Created by: sevith

Pronunciation: eye-em-oh-HALL-ic

Sentence: My sister Cathy e-mailed me about an e-mail. Clearly an IMoholic

Etymology: IM short for instant message. -Oholic name of the patron saint of Oxycontin

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Wannacyber

Created by: alabaster

Pronunciation: Wanna cyber

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Internependent

Created by: thesteviest

Pronunciation: in-ter-ne-PEN-dent

Sentence: Internepents Anonymous first step is to take a group of people and their lap tops out of the same room and make them converse through instant messaging from different rooms.

Etymology: internet and dependent

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