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DEFINITION: n. An invented word which appears learned, sounds sophisticated, and is completely confusing. v.intr. To use invented words in order to confuse others, and/or create the illusion of erudition.
Verboticisms
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Complexiloquatious
Created by: blondibabi121692
Pronunciation: com plex ee low kway shus
Sentence:
Etymology:
Fauxcabulary
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: foe-cab-you-lair-ee
Sentence: i impressed a lot of people with my fauxcabulary
Etymology: faux, vocabulary
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COMMENTS:
Faux shore! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 02:44:00
i'm a bit disappointed in myself... faux is one of the most used tricks in the verbotoverse... faux and shun... i try to avoid them where possible but sometimes they demand that i use them - rikboyee, 2007-06-26: 03:48:00
most unfouxshunable - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:50:00
unfauxshunable! I meant unfauxshunable - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:51:00
I shun think it's that big a deal, faux what it's worth. - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:18:00
Fauxbulous! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-26: 12:11:00
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Blabbergast
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Bla-burr-gast
Sentence: It's her lifetime goal to disorient everyone she meets using her master skills at blabbergasting.
Etymology: Blabber (speak nonsensically) + flabbergast (greatly astonish)
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COMMENTS:
flabulous - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:58:00
Indeflabigably! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:11:00
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Fauxparticiple
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: foh-PAR-tuh-sip-uhl
Sentence: Challenge! Why everyone knows that a Brimbamble is a South American Songbird! Even though playing Scrabble with Hannah was combative, she could sling the darndest fauxparticiples.
Etymology: faux (pas) + participle
Illiteration
Created by: jadenguy
Pronunciation: ill lit er ay shun
Sentence: His constant use of illiteration embiggened his his visage to the pleanthe who assumed that his archaic phrases were perfectly cromulent.
Etymology: illiterate alliteration
Floccinaucicance
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: flahk-see-NAHS-sihk-kuhns
Sentence: Alex's attempt to dazzle his girlfriend with floccinaucicance flopped when he pronounced "masochist" as "MAY-soh-shist".
Etymology: floccinaucinihilipilification (the art of doing nothing, and a word contrived for this very purpose) + -ance
Jargonundrum
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: jar/gaw/nun/drum
Sentence: All politicans are experts at the use of jargonundrums to exblight and mispossess the popuelectors.
Etymology: Jargon + conundrum
Semanthick
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: semm ant hick
Sentence: his use of semanthicks at every opportunity was nonundiscomfitational.
Etymology: semantic, thick
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COMMENTS:
Good one. Semantrick would work too. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:59:00
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Brainyyak
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: brainy/yak
Sentence: All the brainyyak at the conference was driving me crazy, plus I had a stiff neck from nodding in agreement to all the babble.
Etymology: brainy + yak + braniac
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COMMENTS:
was it a tibethinkthank? - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 06:15:00
Tibet it was. - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:15:00
And brainiac should be in the etymology. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:57:00
thanks petaj - I spent so much time trying to figure out a new word for the classic cartoon only to find I couldn't put in a new one. This was done in a big hurry. - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-26: 08:45:00
I assume the emphasis is on yak rather than brainy... - wordmeister, 2007-06-26: 14:35:00
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Psuedoverbotism
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: soo dough verb aht sim
Sentence: Her use of psuedoverbotism fooled no one when she used the word psuedoverbotism to describe her own ignorance.
Etymology: psuedo - false verbotism - making up words
Comments:
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