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'What are you talking about?'

DEFINITION: n. An invented word which appears learned, sounds sophisticated, and is completely confusing. v.intr. To use invented words in order to confuse others, and/or create the illusion of erudition.

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Fauxcabulary

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: foe-cab-you-lair-ee

Sentence: i impressed a lot of people with my fauxcabulary

Etymology: faux, vocabulary

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COMMENTS:

Faux shore! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 02:44:00

i'm a bit disappointed in myself... faux is one of the most used tricks in the verbotoverse... faux and shun... i try to avoid them where possible but sometimes they demand that i use them - rikboyee, 2007-06-26: 03:48:00

most unfouxshunable - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:50:00

unfauxshunable! I meant unfauxshunable - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:51:00

I shun think it's that big a deal, faux what it's worth. - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:18:00

Fauxbulous! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-26: 12:11:00

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Fauxparticiple

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: foh-PAR-tuh-sip-uhl

Sentence: Challenge! Why everyone knows that a Brimbamble is a South American Songbird! Even though playing Scrabble with Hannah was combative, she could sling the darndest fauxparticiples.

Etymology: faux (pas) + participle

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Blabbergast

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Bla-burr-gast

Sentence: It's her lifetime goal to disorient everyone she meets using her master skills at blabbergasting.

Etymology: Blabber (speak nonsensically) + flabbergast (greatly astonish)

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COMMENTS:

flabulous - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:58:00

Indeflabigably! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:11:00

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Irudecard

Created by: thewisediviner

Pronunciation:

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Brainyyak

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: brainy/yak

Sentence: All the brainyyak at the conference was driving me crazy, plus I had a stiff neck from nodding in agreement to all the babble.

Etymology: brainy + yak + braniac

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COMMENTS:

was it a tibethinkthank? - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 06:15:00

Tibet it was. - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:15:00

petaj And brainiac should be in the etymology. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:57:00

thanks petaj - I spent so much time trying to figure out a new word for the classic cartoon only to find I couldn't put in a new one. This was done in a big hurry. - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-26: 08:45:00

I assume the emphasis is on yak rather than brainy... - wordmeister, 2007-06-26: 14:35:00

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Dictturb

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: dik-turrb

Sentence: The lesson on "Make dictturbition work for you" was the final chapter in the strategic planning process.

Etymology: dict (dictum) + disturb

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Jargonundrum

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: jar/gaw/nun/drum

Sentence: All politicans are experts at the use of jargonundrums to exblight and mispossess the popuelectors.

Etymology: Jargon + conundrum

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Blinguage

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: bling-wij

Sentence: Mark's resorting to blinguage to describe the effect of gravity on planets as "gravitosis" apparently left the professor unimpressed, as he still got a failing grade.

Etymology: bling, language

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COMMENTS:

tooralooraloora......binguage - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 06:13:00

Bling it on! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:17:00

His dog's name was Blingo. (uh-oh.) - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-26: 09:39:00

Blingo Starr? - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 10:02:00

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Semanthick

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: semm ant hick

Sentence: his use of semanthicks at every opportunity was nonundiscomfitational.

Etymology: semantic, thick

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COMMENTS:

petaj Good one. Semantrick would work too. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:59:00

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Esoterologism

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ɛsəˈtɛɹəloʊˌdʒɪzm/

Sentence: Esoterologisms seldom win in Verbotomy.

Etymology: From esoteric + logism (as in neologism)

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COMMENTS:

We'll have to see what we can do to change that, then, won't we? Good word. - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 02:43:00

petaj But this is so clear and not confusing that it can't be an example of a esoterologism. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 02:46:00

Ah, but a word sometimes appears learned and sound sophisticated because it actually is learned and sophisticated, and amazingly enough, this doesn't actually prevent it from being completely confusing. The obtainment of obfuscation is not mutually exclusive with technical accuracy. - ErWenn, 2007-06-27: 00:57:00

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-26: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by shutz. Thank you shutz! ~ James

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