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DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Calcuvamp

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: KAL-kyoo-vamp

Sentence: Jessica figured she could calcuvamp at least 2 more drinks from this guy before she had to find a new mark.

Etymology: calculate + vamp

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Redirectillation

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Ree-dur-eck-til-lay-shun

Sentence: Buddy's attempt to woo Michelle after the ball game resulted in an unexpected redirectillation when they stopped by the Porsche dealership on the way home and bought her a convertible instead.

Etymology: Redirection + titillation

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Alluruse

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: al yoo roos

Sentence: When Vincent and Julius finally made it, they stopped to think. The brothers were at least an hour behind, they had the umbrellas, and the sun wasn’t up yet. Sure of themselves they went forwards. They hadn’t counted on the farmer’s daughters. A tangled web of alluruses quickly enraptured Julius, but Vincent had true love!

Etymology: allure + ruse

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COMMENTS:

I'm curious to find out what the umbrellas are for - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 10:16:00

"early morning rain?" - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:30:00

SPF300? - Kyoti, 2007-07-18: 22:02:00

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Sedjuice

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sed/joos

Sentence: She had such a craving for freshly squeezed juice that she shamelessly sedjuiced all the young men at the party to keep her glass full.

Etymology: seduce + juice

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Foxnuzzle

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: FOCKS nuzz uhl

Sentence: My secretary just foxnuzzled me into giving her a three day weekend.

Etymology: from "fox," a crafty animal or attractive woman, and "nuzzle," to rub with the nose.

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Flurpose

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: flur-puhss

Sentence: Some lesser-known flirting tactics are the flerg - flirting with one's spouse to get them to do chores; the flart - a playful method of releasing gas; and the flurpose - used to obtain gratuities you are otherwise too lazy or cheap to obtain yourself.

Etymology: flirt, purpose

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COMMENTS:

If someone had done this word the last time this ran (or a similar definition), let me know. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 07:19:00

At that distance jacques cousteau couldn't tell whether it was a particularly friendly dolphin or a flurpoise. - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 07:37:00

and don't forget the last resort the Flurchase (which involves some cash) - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 12:35:00

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Flatternize

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: flat-ter-nize

Sentence: Coming from anyone else, Calvin's attempts to flatternize Diane would have seemed harmless, but his intense stare made her feel like a dear in his headlights.

Etymology: flatter + fraternize

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COMMENTS:

it was probably part of an initiation ritual to get into a flatternity - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:28:00

No - he just wanted her as his flatt mate! - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:27:00

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Goaldigger

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: GOHL-dihg-gur

Sentence: As Alex drove an hour out of his way to deliver his girlfriend her groceries and dry cleaning, he suddenly realised he was dating a goaldigger.

Etymology: goal + gold digger

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