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'Do you really think I'm cute?'

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Chumptivate

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Chum - ti - vate

Sentence: Bambi was a pro. In less than ten minutes Roger had bought her three $12 cocktails, a large bowl of mixed nuts, and queued up 16 awful pop songs on the jukebox. It was abundantly clear to his friends that she was playing him for a complete nincomdupe, but he was completely chumptivated and refused to listen to a word they said.

Etymology: Chump (someone easily taken in) + captivate (to attract and hold the interest of)

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Flirtentional

Created by: MJ0009

Pronunciation: FLURR TEN' SHUN AL

Sentence: This chick ovah heah -- her compliments are flirtentional.

Etymology:

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Fleshpionage

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: flesh-pee-oh-narzh

Sentence: still thirsty but out of money, she undid her top three buttons and headed towards a pack of impressionable gentleman to indulge in a bit of fleshpionage

Etymology: flesh, espionage

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COMMENTS:

unfortunately she hooked up with James Bondage who tied her up for the rest of the evening... - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:33:00

Boldfingers! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:46:00

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Delibflirtly

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Duh-lib-flirt-lee

Sentence: He was so naive to believe "Nothing says 'I love you' like a 3 carat diamond" was an offer to start a relationship. She obviously said it delibflirtly.

Etymology: Deliberately (for a purpose) + flirt (behave as though attracted to something/one)

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COMMENTS:

if she breaks his heart, he'll probably need a delibflirtibulator - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 06:15:00

He obviously was inflirtuated with her. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 09:28:00

probably better than being inflatulated - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 13:14:00

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Flirtpas

Created by: MisUndrstd

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Delure

Created by: Wiserhinoceros

Pronunciation: de-LURE

Sentence: He was delured into giving her everything she wanted.

Etymology: delude/lure

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Manipuvamp

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp

Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"

Etymology: manipulate + vamp

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Foxnuzzle

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: FOCKS nuzz uhl

Sentence: My secretary just foxnuzzled me into giving her a three day weekend.

Etymology: from "fox," a crafty animal or attractive woman, and "nuzzle," to rub with the nose.

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Flatternize

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: flat-ter-nize

Sentence: Coming from anyone else, Calvin's attempts to flatternize Diane would have seemed harmless, but his intense stare made her feel like a dear in his headlights.

Etymology: flatter + fraternize

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COMMENTS:

it was probably part of an initiation ritual to get into a flatternity - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:28:00

No - he just wanted her as his flatt mate! - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:27:00

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Platry

Soulian

Created by: Soulian

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She is platrying with someone.

Etymology: Play and Try

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COMMENTS:

and flattery? - jadenguy, 2007-07-18: 09:25:00

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