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'Hi Sexy! Oops... Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.

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Astigmate

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: a-STIG-mate

Sentence: Sharna's refusal to wear her glasses resulted in her frequently astigmating astounded strangers. This carried over to her online life where small, blurry profile images compounded the problem. Unlike in real life, some of her online astigmates thought it endearing, albeit odd, and eventually 'friended' her in facebook.

Etymology: astigmia + mate

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COMMENTS:

petaj But I still like randomactofblindness better from my first go round with this definition. - petaj, 2007-09-03: 03:07:00

I often finish up with a number of verboticisms for the definition- and, to play safe I put them in my sentence. I do like "astigmate" though. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-03: 23:31:00

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Helloribble

movingtomontana

Created by: movingtomontana

Pronunciation: Hell - orr - ibble

Sentence: I thought I saw you in the supermarket this morning, I helloribbled some bird. She ran off down the isle and called security.

Etymology: Hello meets Horrible

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Whoopsicall

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: WOOP-si-call

Sentence: When Gary made a whoopsicall to a woman he thought was Margret he felt the cold chill of embarrassment creeping down his neck.

Etymology: Whoops (a commmon exclaimation when making an error) with call (a shout out to my peeps) mixed with Popsicle because you feel that cold feeling of making an error.

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Howdoyoudoh

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: how-do-yoo-d'oh!

Sentence: i walked into the room and committed one of the loudest howdoyoudoh's that anyone had ever witnessed.

Etymology: how do you do, d'oh

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COMMENTS:

LOL - Lurky2000, 2007-09-03: 01:46:00

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Greetgaffe

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: GREET-gaff

Sentence: You should have seen the look on Bob's chumystified face, when he realized that the person whom he had greeted so loudly was a complete stranger. This greetgaffe was just the latest in his long list of cobberclangers. Only later on, when he learned that it was his greatest chumistake yet, did he decide that it was time to start compiling a corrifriendum.

Etymology: Greet: to welcome & gaffe: awkward social error, a faux pas.

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Alohachoo

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: aloe/a/chew

Sentence: Alohachoo!! Excuse me, I was just sneezing.

Etymology: aloha + achoo

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Verbolepticamnesiac

Created by: kasaj

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Embarrassmeet

trioptimum

Created by: trioptimum

Pronunciation: em-BARR-uhs-meet

Sentence: Simon cringed as he recounted to everyone present the details of that morning's embarrassmeet.

Etymology: meet + embarrassment

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Humilimeet

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: hue-MIL-i-meet

Sentence: I was heading to the bathroom when this goth chick I have never met decided to humilimeet me.

Etymology: humiliate + meet

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Helloaaah

Created by: sevenjades

Pronunciation: Hello - aaahh

Sentence: Oh, god, I just did a complete helloaaaah to that wierd guy!

Etymology: Combination of "Hello" and "aaaahh", as in the sound one makes when one frantically tries to place who a person is and what to say to cover the gaff.

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