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DEFINITION: n. The fatigue brought on by the loss of one hour of sleep, especially if caused by something beyond your control, like the conversion to daylight savings time, barking dogs, or an addiction to late night TV. v. tr. To lose one hour of sleep.
Verboticisms
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Narcolapsy
Created by: stache
Pronunciation: när'kə-lāp'sē
Sentence: Gertrude blearily stumbled toward the coffee bar. She needed a "Big-Gulp-"sized shot of expresso to assuage her narcolapsy.
Etymology: narcolepsy + lapse
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COMMENTS:
great word Stache - Jabberwocky, 2008-03-12: 15:58:00
Thanks! We yanks have to really strain; the Europeans get to cherry-pick while we slumber. - stache, 2008-03-12: 21:14:00
Great choice of words ... Witty ... Wonderful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 00:09:00
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Clockadoodulled
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: clock - a - dew - dulled
Sentence: It takes a clocksucker to come up with the clockamamie idea of daylight savings time. Darn clock-a-doodlers! I drag through the day clockadoodulled
Etymology: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO and CLOCK! COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: rooster's call, usually emitted at the break of dawn, waking you up too early. CLOCK: device for measuring time, including daylight savings time - and both are rigged to emit noise to get you up too early.
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COMMENTS:
nice one! - bigveg, 2008-03-12: 13:13:00
My kid has had croup all week. "Clockadoodulled" is exactly how I'm feeling. Great word. - Jamagra, 2008-03-12: 14:12:00
eggsellent - Jabberwocky, 2008-03-12: 15:56:00
Im cock-a-hoop about this one! Very clever; nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-12: 16:39:00
Perhaps, I meant clock-a-hoop! Also, do the somnolent need to be saved from, "the endless sheep?" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-12: 16:58:00
Oops.I think I meant insomnolent! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-12: 20:38:00
Brilliance....sheer brilliance... - Biscotti, 2008-03-12: 20:57:00
been watching Deadwood, you clocksucker? (great word) - stache, 2008-03-12: 21:26:00
Ka-ching! looks like we have a winner! - stache, 2008-03-12: 21:27:00
Appreciate and enjoyed all your comments about these clock-eyed creations! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 01:12:00
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Hindersomnia
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: hin der som nee yah
Sentence: Tyred Banks was someone who needed her full 8 hours per night of sleep. When deprived her personality changed. Many things gave her hindersomnia: stress;DST;Nick at Nite;cute dates;what happens to bugs in winter;economic worries. She was a Worrier Woman. But Tyred would probably have been the same early morning grouch no matter what until she got her first caffeine blitz, then life would be sweet...for everyone.
Etymology: Hinder (hinder or prevent the progress or accomplishment of) & (IN)somnia (an inability to sleep; chronic sleeplessness;assuming somnia means ability to sleep)
Nappyhour
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /NAP-ee-ou-er/
Sentence: Every year, after the Daylight Savings Time shift, Barbara would experience a bout of nappyhour, the lethargy brought on by missing an hour of 'sleepy time.' It was more of a psychological factor, and combined with the longer hours of sunlight, she never felt fully rested until she got that hour back once Daylight Savings Time ended, several months later.
Etymology: Play on the term 'Happy hour': Nappy - baby speak for 'nap' (from Middle High German, napfen "to sleep") + hour - sixty minutes (from Greek, hōrā "time")
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COMMENTS:
Great word Tigger! Sincerely, "Barbara" - purpleartichokes, 2008-03-12: 08:37:00
So appealing to the child in our hearts! Darling creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-12: 10:02:00
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Hiberhythm
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: hi-b'-RITH-uh m
Sentence: I can’t help it - it must be imprinted in my DNA- for at the end of winter each year my hiberhythms swing hourly. My dossitude, my workmates say, is tiresome and my wife tells me that, because of my zedginess, she will no longer sleep with me. I've tried to put the matter "to bed", but my shrink tells me that I'm only getting 37.5 winks.
Etymology: HIBERHYTHM: blend of HIBERnation:sleep, slumber, drowse esp in winter& RHYTHM, as in bio-rhythm - cycle, flow, movement, both negatively& postively. DOSSITUDE: doss, lassitude & attitude.ZEDGINESS: Zeds as sleep & edginess; nervous & irritability.
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COMMENTS:
Great last line in your sentence! Excellent triplets again! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-12: 09:47:00
very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-03-12: 15:56:00
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Zzzszure
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: zees/zher
Sentence: Every March when daylight savings time takes away an hour of sleep, Colleen's body goes into a zzzszure for about a week until she adjusts to the new time zone.
Etymology: zzzs - sleep; seizure - breakdown, deprivation
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COMMENTS:
very clever - petaj, 2008-03-12: 04:40:00
Great Pun! Great Word! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-12: 10:10:00
Zizzonked! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-12: 16:41:00
I snorted at this word! - arrrteest, 2008-03-12: 20:43:00
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Sixtyminutony
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: sixty-min-you-tinny
Sentence: When the ticking clock at the end of the program started up, Glenda realised that her sixtyminutony had saved her from listening to Steve Kroft (Richard Carlton for Australian players) droning on. She wiped the drool from her chin and counted her blessings for missing an hour's sleep the night before. No offense to Steve Kroft, never even heard of him before, but thought I'd better find a 60 Minutes reporter that most verbotomists would be familiar with.
Etymology: sixty minutes + catatonia
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COMMENTS:
Your etymology fooled me! Thought the second word was going to be mutiny ... a rebellion against DST. Great idea and etymology! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-12: 10:00:00
Richard's zeditorials were often legendary. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-12: 16:38:00
Mutiny would have been great - but I'm a DST supporter - wish we had it in Queensland. I should have got monotony in there too. - petaj, 2008-03-13: 03:37:00
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Clockstraphobia
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: clok - struh - fo - bee - ya
Sentence: Arlene both feared and hated the twice yearly time changes and suffered severe clockstraphobia resulting in crabbiness and irritability.
Etymology: Clock plus phobia
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COMMENTS:
Good one, Mustang, even a broken clock is right twice a day! - Nosila, 2008-03-12: 02:01:00
Terrific! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-12: 10:09:00
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Bugghoured
Created by: bigveg
Pronunciation: bug-ou-rd
Sentence: boss: why do you have little square imprints all over your face? have you been sleeping on your keyboard again? employee: sorry boss, but a tree fell through my roof at 6am and i'm bugghoured!
Etymology: buggered: exhausted; worn out - hour
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COMMENTS:
Witty! Funny! Clever! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-12: 12:03:00
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Snoozicide
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: snooze-i-side
Sentence: Daylight savings time--spent the day snoozicided.
Etymology: snooze; suicide
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James
By the way we would have got this done earlier in the week, (i.e. Monday) but I was bit short on sleep. And remistram didn't think of the idea until Monday morning when her Boss yelled at her for coming to work in her pajamas. ~ James
remistram - 2008-03-12: 09:24:00
not true! the pajama part anyway....
purpleartichokes - 2008-03-12: 11:17:00
DLS didn't bother me a bit this year... I reset all the clocks in the house, except for the single one I forgot - the alarm clock. Oops.
Remistram, I am glad to hear you didn't actually wear your pajamas to work. I guess, I must have just "made that up". I assume that it's part of the hazards of being a sleep-deprived creative writer. Thanks for all the funny ideas! And the wake-up call! ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-03-12: 12:09:00
Not liking DST, I guess today I'll finally change the clocks! My computer and tv clocks have been at me to do it, too. I think remistram and James came up with today's apt definition and cartoon, just to remind me!!!
Jamagra - 2008-03-12: 14:09:00
Once my colleague got a speeding ticket in her jammies and bathrobe. She was driving to school for our "Right to Read Week" pajama party. Heh. Took her a while to live that one down. ~PS~ Loving the site, James. Thanks for all your work.
remistram - 2008-03-12: 15:26:00
Thanks James, I thought this def was timely...hehe...
stache - 2008-03-12: 22:59:00
EXcellent cartoon, James.
Thanks for the wonderful words! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James