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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Tongrope
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: tong-grope
Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.
Etymology: tongue + grope
Freudkiss
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss
Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !
Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss
Lipslip
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: lip-slip
Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip
Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)
Slipdash
Created by: helanren
Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female
Sentence:
Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue
Wentufar
Created by: Flixst
Pronunciation: wen-tu-far
Sentence: She slaped his face because he wentufared
Etymology: "Went to far"
Overintamesia
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha
Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins
Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia
Lipwreck
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lip rek
Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!
Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)
Kissdropper
Created by: naptunder
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: To drop a brick (to say sg unintentionally) - to drop a kiss.
Slopasnogalism
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism
Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.
Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD