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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Slipdash

Created by: helanren

Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female

Sentence:

Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue

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Kisseroo

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo

Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.

Etymology: kiss + switcheroo

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Kisscalation

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: kiss-ka-la-shun

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Lipwreck

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lip rek

Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!

Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)

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Overintamesia

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha

Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins

Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia

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Slipongue

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: sli-pung

Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.

Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue

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Curiolips

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: cure-e-o-lips

Sentence: His case of Curiolips caused him to smooch his great grandma Leena.

Etymology: curious+lips

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Lipslip

Created by: simoneshin

Pronunciation: lip-slip

Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip

Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)

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Overbite

Created by: galwaywegian

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD