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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Lipslip
Created by: simoneshin
Pronunciation: lip-slip
Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip
Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)
Freudkiss
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: fro-id-kiss
Sentence: Sorry, it was subconscious, I did not mean to freudkiss you !
Etymology: Freud (Ziggy) + kiss
Exorbitongue
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: ex-or-bee-tung
Sentence:
Etymology: exorbitant + tongue
Tonguerape
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: tong' rape
Sentence: Shut up or I tonguerape you!
Etymology: Obvious
Flippaunt
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: flip ant
Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt
Etymology: flippant + aunt
Overindolcevita
Created by: Fleury
Pronunciation: oh-ver-in-dull-chay-VEE-ta
Sentence: I'd say that tonguing your cousin qualifies as overindolcevita.
Etymology: overindulge + La Dolce Vita ("the sweet life")
Lipwreck
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lip rek
Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!
Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)
Snogchancing
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing
Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.
Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)
Kisseroo
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo
Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.
Etymology: kiss + switcheroo
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD