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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.
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Overintamesia
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha
Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins
Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia
Lipwreck
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lip rek
Sentence: George's Uncle Fred brought his new wife Emilie over to visit. She was beautiful, young and had a delightful Parisienne accent, since she had just immigrated here. When George met her, he was star-struck at her chic appearance and sophisticated panache. His welcoming hug and kiss turned into a lipwreck when he tried to play tonsil hockey with her. Everyone was offended, including his new Aunt. George protested that he was only trying to make her feel welcome by giving her a French Kiss!
Etymology: Lip (fleshy folds of tissue as those surrounding the mouth;an impudent or insolent rejoinder)& Wreck (something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation;smash or break forcefully) & Wordplay on Shipwreck (suffer failure, as in some enterprise;ruin utterly)
Tonguerape
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: tong' rape
Sentence: Shut up or I tonguerape you!
Etymology: Obvious
Lipslip
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: lip-slip
Sentence: we'd only known each other a few hours when he made a dreadful lipslip
Etymology: lips (mouth) slip (error)
Hormonicide
Created by: hvhtim
Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side
Sentence:
Etymology: hormones, -icide
Curiolips
Created by: ChrisCarrk
Pronunciation: cure-e-o-lips
Sentence: His case of Curiolips caused him to smooch his great grandma Leena.
Etymology: curious+lips
Tongrope
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: tong-grope
Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.
Etymology: tongue + grope
Slipongue
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: sli-pung
Sentence: John and Mary had a wonderful the dinner with their new neighbours. When the were leaving, it was all hugs and kisses -- until John slipongued the wife. They were not invited back.
Etymology: It was just slip of the tongue
Comments:
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.
wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD