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DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Overindolcevita

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: oh-ver-in-dull-chay-VEE-ta

Sentence: I'd say that tonguing your cousin qualifies as overindolcevita.

Etymology: overindulge + La Dolce Vita ("the sweet life")

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Hormonicide

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: hor-MOAN-ih-side

Sentence:

Etymology: hormones, -icide

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Flukiss

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: flu/kis

Sentence: The flukiss was embarrassing to both.

Etymology: fluke + kiss

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Flippaunt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: flip ant

Sentence: It was embarassingly, saucily, flippaunt to French kiss his aunt

Etymology: flippant + aunt

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Snogchancing

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: snog-chan-sing

Sentence: Perry was a wedding crasher because he thought all those bridemaids were excellent prospects for snogchancing.

Etymology: snog (kiss) + chance (taking a gamble)

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Slopasnogalism

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: slop a snog a lism

Sentence: Dave was so tired he turned to greet Mary and gave her a slopasnogalism. She cowered in fear not knowing where to put herself.

Etymology: sloppy snogging and the act of not doing things correctly

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Tongrope

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: tong-grope

Sentence: She greeted her CEO only to receive an unexpected tongrope.

Etymology: tongue + grope

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Kissrape

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: kiss-rape

Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:

Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss

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Tonguetried

Created by: gregbatch

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Kisseroo

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: kiss-eh-roo

Sentence: Upon giving in to his request for a kiss on the cheek, the sly (and salacious) Mexican DJ gave her a Turner & Smooch, the oldest kisseroo in the book.

Etymology: kiss + switcheroo

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD