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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Sedversion

Created by: polvicski

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Etymology: seduce/ divert

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Deflassetogle

Created by: wiccanfey

Pronunciation: de-flah-set-ooh-gul

Sentence: Pamela Anderson always comes off as deflassetogling.

Etymology: Deflect, assets, ogle

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Suductocence

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: soo-duct-oh-sense

Sentence: "She had a particular flair of suductocense about her"

Etymology: Suduction + innocence = suductocence

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

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Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Flance

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: flants

Sentence: The woman flanced me with her earrings, when she wanted me to look at her breast.

Etymology: flaunt+fool+glance

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Scrutigaze

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: scru-ti-gays

Sentence: Cedric asked Maud to his apartment to scrutigaze his etchings.

Etymology: scruti (nize) to examine; + gaze, to look around

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Lookothere

Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: Look o there

Sentence: Lookothere now!

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Intituate

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: in-tit-you-ate

Sentence: She was intituating him in that low cut dress, no matter how purple her hair was.

Etymology: Insinuate+tit

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Subview

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: sub-viuw

Sentence: Her purple lipstick was an excuse for her to have othen women subview her better parts.

Etymology: sub (under) + view

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Peeritis

Created by: bghicks

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