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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Eyesterbation
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"
Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.
Etymology: if i have to explain it...
Diviewsion
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: die-view-zhun
Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.
Etymology: diversion, view
Leerbait
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)
Soliciview
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: sole-eh-ceh-view
Sentence: Suzanne was could always draw a soliciview by asking men to look at her buttons.
Etymology: solitic + view
Titamizing
Created by: naturi
Pronunciation: tit-ta-mi-zing
Sentence: he seemed to be admiring the broach pinned on her chest, but he was really titamizing her breast.
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Take a shot at this word in a sentence. I dont think mine fits. - naturi, 2006-12-31: 02:48:00
- erasmus, 2007-01-02: 09:17:00
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Flance
Created by: hairydoginparis
Pronunciation: flants
Sentence: The woman flanced me with her earrings, when she wanted me to look at her breast.
Etymology: flaunt+fool+glance
Alterexibition
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: alter exibition
Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?
Etymology: alternative + exibition
Hiltonequest
Created by: Stump
Pronunciation: hill/tone/equest
Sentence: When Paris makes a hiltonequest nowadays hardly anyone bothers to look.
Etymology: Hilton - from that distinguishe heir of the family Paris and her frequent 'wardrobe malfunctions' & request.
Jailbaitenswitch
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: jail-bay-ten-swich
Sentence: Jenny preferred her method of jailbaitenswitch to other girls' more direct methods.
Etymology: from jailbait and 'bait and switch'
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COMMENTS:
Very creative. - dstorm78, 2006-12-29: 18:31:00
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Plexiview
Created by: ancientSept
Pronunciation: plex-e-vee-yoo
Sentence: She asked him to plexiview her earrings.
Etymology: PLexiglas and view!
