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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Ducoexhibeo
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: duke-oh-ex-hib-eeooo
Sentence: She leaned over the table, pointing at a menu item. Clearly a ducoexhibeo. Clever girl.
Etymology: From latin: duco: to charm, influence, mislead, draw in. exhibeo: show or demonstrate
Stratexhibit
Created by: tangledupinblue
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.
Etymology:
Cameleize
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: its just wrong...
Sentence: camellia always wanted men to cameleize at her.
Etymology: from chameleon to look in two separate directions at the same time
Diflirticate
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: dy-flur-ti-kate
Sentence: She used her new boots to diflirticate from the shortness of that killer skirt.
Etymology: From "divert", "flirt" and the "icate" bit is for the connotations of "selfish, catty person" (i-cat yes, pretentious, I know). Plus "-icate" is a great suffix for such a compelling verb.
Poutificate
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetically
Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?
Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification
Eyesterbation
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"
Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.
Etymology: if i have to explain it...
Eyepopping
Created by: josje
Pronunciation: ipopping
Sentence: your hanging earrings are eyepopping big
Etymology: if you see something your eyes don´t believe seeing
Plexiview
Created by: ancientSept
Pronunciation: plex-e-vee-yoo
Sentence: She asked him to plexiview her earrings.
Etymology: PLexiglas and view!
