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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Eyeswerve

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: i/swurv

Sentence: When she hit on him at the bar, she used the old eyeswerve move to get his full attention.

Etymology: eye + swerve

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Eyesterbation

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"

Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.

Etymology: if i have to explain it...

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Fishingleer

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."

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Divriage

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: div-ree-ahge

Sentence: She divriaged his attention to get him to notice her over his wife.

Etymology: from diverage

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Fauxfocalism

Created by: ladledarling

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Misvisualize

Created by: Fenners

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Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.

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Substatraction

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: sub stih track shun

Sentence: girls are very good at substitraction, such as the one in this picture.

Etymology: substitute + attraction

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Obswerve

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ob-swerve

Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.

Etymology: From observe and swerve

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Sublimisinterpret

Created by: paperpieces

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Stratexhibit

Created by: tangledupinblue

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Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.

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