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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Duplicisplay
Created by: IanArcher
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"
Cameleize
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: its just wrong...
Sentence: camellia always wanted men to cameleize at her.
Etymology: from chameleon to look in two separate directions at the same time
Gapeshifting
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Gayp-shif-ting
Sentence: I gapeshifted Tom to look across the street at the drug store so he would see the couple fighting on the street.
Etymology: Gape - to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. Shifting - To move or transfer from one place or position to another.
Scrutigaze
Created by: egonschiela
Pronunciation: scru-ti-gays
Sentence: Cedric asked Maud to his apartment to scrutigaze his etchings.
Etymology: scruti (nize) to examine; + gaze, to look around
Misdiracktion
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: miss-die-rack-shun
Sentence: his eyes were drawn inevitably downward in what was a stunning piece of misdiracktion
Etymology: misdirection, rack
Deflassetogle
Created by: wiccanfey
Pronunciation: de-flah-set-ooh-gul
Sentence: Pamela Anderson always comes off as deflassetogling.
Etymology: Deflect, assets, ogle
Poutificate
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetically
Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?
Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification
Substatraction
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: sub stih track shun
Sentence: girls are very good at substitraction, such as the one in this picture.
Etymology: substitute + attraction
Intituate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: in-tit-you-ate
Sentence: She was intituating him in that low cut dress, no matter how purple her hair was.
Etymology: Insinuate+tit
Plexiview
Created by: ancientSept
Pronunciation: plex-e-vee-yoo
Sentence: She asked him to plexiview her earrings.
Etymology: PLexiglas and view!
