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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Focalredirection
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: Foe-cool-ree-direction
Sentence: Amy used focalredirection to direct the man to look at her ample chest.
Etymology: Focal: To look or see. Redirection: To direct attention to a particular area.
Stratexhibit
Created by: tangledupinblue
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.
Etymology:
Fooltalk
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: fool talk
Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)
Etymology: fool + talk
Suductocence
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: soo-duct-oh-sense
Sentence: "She had a particular flair of suductocense about her"
Etymology: Suduction + innocence = suductocence
Eyesterbation
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"
Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.
Etymology: if i have to explain it...
Subview
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: sub-viuw
Sentence: Her purple lipstick was an excuse for her to have othen women subview her better parts.
Etymology: sub (under) + view
Intituate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: in-tit-you-ate
Sentence: She was intituating him in that low cut dress, no matter how purple her hair was.
Etymology: Insinuate+tit
Misdirbreastion
Created by: bondfool
Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun
Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.
Etymology:
Jailbaitenswitch
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: jail-bay-ten-swich
Sentence: Jenny preferred her method of jailbaitenswitch to other girls' more direct methods.
Etymology: from jailbait and 'bait and switch'
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COMMENTS:
Very creative. - dstorm78, 2006-12-29: 18:31:00
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Pervoy
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: perv-oi
Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.
Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)
