Verboticisms

Created by: scrabbelicious

Pronunciation: |wɛdɛdblɪŋ|

Sentence: The absence of satisfactory relations lead Mary to develop a mild to severe case of weddedbling.

Etymology: A divorcing of wedded bliss and subsequent uniting of wedded bling. Wedded: A legal agreement between couples to ignore each other. Bling: Items of consumer fancy, usually tacky/second rate/imitation in origin.

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Created by: green

Pronunciation: consume orgasm

Sentence: Stacey stroked the Gucci bag lovingly. As she reached for her credit card she experienced an intense consumorgasm that left her panting for more. She was only held back from achieving multiple consumorgasms when her credit maxed out. Alas, she could not purchase any more Gucci purses.

Etymology: consumer orgasm

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Created by: ampruteanu

Pronunciation: Whore-duhr-cuhl-choo-ruh-list

Sentence:

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

Sorry, didn't understand fully. Thought this was referring to a person who compensates for lack of love, attention, by buying things. - ampruteanu, 2010-08-05: 07:58:00

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: sex/sti/toot

Sentence: When Joe and Jenny were having an extended fight and not talking to each other, Joe would sexstitute with the purchase of many big ticket items.

Etymology: SEXSTITUTE - verb - from SEX + SUBSTITUTE

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COMMENTS:

Excellent! - Mustang, 2008-06-05: 18:36:00

good one - Nosila, 2008-06-05: 19:35:00

good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-05: 23:47:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sub/limit/less/may/shun

Sentence: To take his mind off his on again off again relationship Sam resorted to sublimitlessmation and maxed out four credit cards in the process.

Etymology: sublimation (divert the energy of a primitve impulse) + limitless

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Created by: kulekrizpy

Pronunciation: con-air-ap-y

Sentence: Tony had been feeling neglected by his girlfriend lately, and had the urge to use conerapy.

Etymology: "con" from the word consume (to use or buy) and "erapy" from the word therapy (treatment of an illness or disability). Made to sound similar to compensate (make up for).

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Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: PHALLic+fallACY

Sentence: His purchasing tools was just a phallacy, since he already had the only tool he needed for the job, but lacked the experience in using it.

Etymology: PHALLic+fallACY

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bīsekshoōəl

Sentence: Now that they are married Jason's wife seems quite a bit less interested in intimate time. This is how Jason discovered that he is a buysexual. The only thing overheated in this relationship is their credit account.

Etymology: buy (obtain in exchange for payment) + sexual (activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals)

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COMMENTS:

The LGBT society just got bigger - scrabbelicious, 2012-01-09: 11:43:00

The LGBT society just got bigger - scrabbelicious, 2012-01-09: 11:44:00

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Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: shop u awl gra ti fi cay shun

Sentence: Yesterday it was her turn. He bought her two dozen long stems! 'That should buy me some time,' he thought. He felt shopuallygratified again with today's purchases...power tools, ahhhh!

Etymology: From sexual gratification and to shop.

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COMMENTS:

shop till you drop... - Nosila, 2009-07-23: 19:28:00

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Created by: tgulden422

Pronunciation: MAT-uh-dote

Sentence: Guy 1: "Bought her a $5000 bracelet as a token of my affection." Guy 2: "Desperate much? Way to matadote."

Etymology: Mata - material, dote - to love in excess

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