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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Misterygmus

Created by: qcpbraca

Pronunciation: Mi-ste-ry-gmus

Sentence: I got mail message from misterygmus today and I really don't have a clue who could that be.

Etymology: Mistery + Enigma

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Smeemail

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: tsmee-mail

Sentence: I got another smeemail today - I guess I know too many smees.

Etymology: "It's me" + mail

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Enigmessage

Created by: sevith

Pronunciation: ee-NIG-mes-ij

Sentence: If you ever receive an enigmessage, just delete and forget.

Etymology: E-the letter for all things electronic + enigma-a mystery + message-ancient greek for a letter or to rub someone else's neck.

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COMMENTS:

MrDave2176 I also came up with this but you got there first. - MrDave2176, 2007-08-30: 17:25:00

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Fauxcall

Created by: Lefty

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

Heather Hmm, I was tempted to vote for this one, but it's looking a bit... empty. Are you planning on filling out the details? - Heather, 2007-08-30: 18:00:00

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Whothuh

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: who-the

Sentence: Whothuhs had used up almost all the space on her answering machine, so when Mr. Right rang all she heard was "Carole, it's me Bob, it would be gre...."

Etymology: Who the heck was that?

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Incognicall

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: in-kog-nee-kawl

Sentence: She realised she incognicalled herself yesterday at work to remind herself to pick up her calls at home.

Etymology: incognito + call

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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Confussage

Created by: frankenstien

Pronunciation: CONF-you-sag

Sentence: Ack! Another confussage! What part of NAME and NUMBER do they not understand?!

Etymology: Confused + Message.

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Ghostmail

Created by: vmaxx

Pronunciation: um... [gohst]-[meyl]

Sentence: I specifically ask for callers to leave their name and phone number on my message to avoid ghostmail, but you know what, people just ignore it and assume I'm going to recognize a 1-second "hey, it's me!, give me a shout!" message. duh.

Etymology: um ghost + mail ;-)

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Blankmail

Created by: reguser

Pronunciation: blankmail

Sentence: I received a blankmail on my work phone, must be one of the agents

Etymology: blank = not filled in, incomplete, missing information. Mail = mail

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