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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

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Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Mystage

Created by: CapeCodBob

Pronunciation: mist (as in MYSTery) ahj (as in messAGE)

Sentence: WTF, I just got another mystage marked "urgent."

Etymology: Mystery and message

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Incallnito

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: in-cawl-ni-toh

Sentence: Ken returned home and found an incallnito on his answering machine.

Etymology: A combination of incognito - (conceal) and call - (communicate)

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Immittage

Created by: mandapanda

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Fauxcall

Created by: Lefty

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COMMENTS:

Heather Hmm, I was tempted to vote for this one, but it's looking a bit... empty. Are you planning on filling out the details? - Heather, 2007-08-30: 18:00:00

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Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

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Phonodumbus

Created by: pinkpearls94

Pronunciation: fono-dumb-is

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Misterygmus

Created by: qcpbraca

Pronunciation: Mi-ste-ry-gmus

Sentence: I got mail message from misterygmus today and I really don't have a clue who could that be.

Etymology: Mistery + Enigma

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Casper

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: cas' - per

Sentence: I have no idea who left that Casper?

Etymology: message by friendly/unknown entity, as in the cartoon ghost

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