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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Nonnystalk

Created by: felixpol

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Sentence: Sally keeps getting creepy nonnystalk calls. You know the kind - heavy breathing, short laugh, and I know what you did last summer. Weird.

Etymology: Nonny short for Anonymous. Stalk for stalkers.

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Cluelessage

Created by: duefiori

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

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Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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Ghostmail

Created by: vmaxx

Pronunciation: um... [gohst]-[meyl]

Sentence: I specifically ask for callers to leave their name and phone number on my message to avoid ghostmail, but you know what, people just ignore it and assume I'm going to recognize a 1-second "hey, it's me!, give me a shout!" message. duh.

Etymology: um ghost + mail ;-)

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

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Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

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Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Blankmail

Created by: reguser

Pronunciation: blankmail

Sentence: I received a blankmail on my work phone, must be one of the agents

Etymology: blank = not filled in, incomplete, missing information. Mail = mail

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Phononymous

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: foh non uh muhs

Sentence: i received a call from phononymous

Etymology: phone + anonymous

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COMMENTS:

LOL. - kairuko, 2007-09-12: 23:45:00

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Incognicall

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: in-kog-nee-kawl

Sentence: She realised she incognicalled herself yesterday at work to remind herself to pick up her calls at home.

Etymology: incognito + call

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