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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Incallnito

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: in-cawl-ni-toh

Sentence: Ken returned home and found an incallnito on his answering machine.

Etymology: A combination of incognito - (conceal) and call - (communicate)

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Blankmail

Created by: reguser

Pronunciation: blankmail

Sentence: I received a blankmail on my work phone, must be one of the agents

Etymology: blank = not filled in, incomplete, missing information. Mail = mail

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Incognique

Heather

Created by: Heather

Pronunciation: In-COG-nih-kay

Sentence: Sandra listened with growing excitement to the voice-mail response to her singles ad - until she reached the end and realised the caller had left an incognique.

Etymology: Incognito + Communiqué (I couldn't keep the accent on the e, though.)

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Phancall

Created by: Kombooch

Pronunciation: Fan - Call

Sentence: Don't you hate it when you get a mysterious phancall and have to figure out if you recognize the voice or if it was just a wrong number!?!

Etymology: Phantom Caller

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Anonycall

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: a-non'-i-cal

Sentence: Damn! Someone left me another anonycall. How can I managed all these girlfriends?

Etymology: anonymous + phone call

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Phonodumbus

Created by: pinkpearls94

Pronunciation: fono-dumb-is

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Casper

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: cas' - per

Sentence: I have no idea who left that Casper?

Etymology: message by friendly/unknown entity, as in the cartoon ghost

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Voidssage

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: void-ssage

Sentence: Jim had an annoying habit of leaving voidssages on his buddies' phone. This resulted in many of his friends blocking him on their phone lists.

Etymology: void + message

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