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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Anonymemo

Pseudonym

Created by: Pseudonym

Pronunciation: a-non-y-me-mo

Sentence: "I think the landlord called, but I'll assume it's an anonymemo."

Etymology: anonymous + memo

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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Dohdialing

Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: dough-dial-ing

Sentence: I checked my messages but it was some doofus dohdialing me.

Etymology: Doh, an exclamation of ignorant regret from Homer of the Simpsons.

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Quessage

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Kwes-adge

Sentence: I received a quessage from one of the consultant surgeons regarding an urgent USS doppler study. They didn't leave the patient's details, or even their own!

Etymology: 'Question' - noun, a sentence implying the need for a response 'Message' - noun, relay of information

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Phancall

Created by: Kombooch

Pronunciation: Fan - Call

Sentence: Don't you hate it when you get a mysterious phancall and have to figure out if you recognize the voice or if it was just a wrong number!?!

Etymology: Phantom Caller

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Whosage

Created by: laurabaybee

Pronunciation: hoo-saj

Sentence: Someone left me a whosage today! They are SO annoying!

Etymology: who+message

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Blankmail

Created by: reguser

Pronunciation: blankmail

Sentence: I received a blankmail on my work phone, must be one of the agents

Etymology: blank = not filled in, incomplete, missing information. Mail = mail

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Phononymous

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: foh non uh muhs

Sentence: i received a call from phononymous

Etymology: phone + anonymous

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COMMENTS:

LOL. - kairuko, 2007-09-12: 23:45:00

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Anonycall

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: a-non'-i-cal

Sentence: Damn! Someone left me another anonycall. How can I managed all these girlfriends?

Etymology: anonymous + phone call

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