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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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Unknail

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: un-nail

Sentence: I received an unknail this morning and I have no clue who sent it.

Etymology: unknown and mail

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Nonnystalk

Created by: felixpol

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Sally keeps getting creepy nonnystalk calls. You know the kind - heavy breathing, short laugh, and I know what you did last summer. Weird.

Etymology: Nonny short for Anonymous. Stalk for stalkers.

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Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

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Anonymail

shiftysquid

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: A-non-i-male

Sentence: I got an anonymail from some random dude today.

Etymology: Anonymous + mail

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Whoteheck

Created by: teh8thdeadlysin

Pronunciation: Who-ta-heck

Sentence: After giving out my phone number to a bunch of people at camp, my phone was full of whotehecks.

Etymology: who- from the word who, teh- as in hacker speack from mispelling the, and heck as in heck.

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Incognicall

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: in-kog-nee-kawl

Sentence: She realised she incognicalled herself yesterday at work to remind herself to pick up her calls at home.

Etymology: incognito + call

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

Etymology:

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