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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Communivacant

joelb

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: kom-YOU-nah-VAY-kent

Sentence: His communivacant will go unreplied, since I can't identify his voice.

Etymology: communiqué + vacant

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Phancall

Created by: Kombooch

Pronunciation: Fan - Call

Sentence: Don't you hate it when you get a mysterious phancall and have to figure out if you recognize the voice or if it was just a wrong number!?!

Etymology: Phantom Caller

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Fram

Created by: shifty

Pronunciation: Fur am

Sentence: Brian always send me fram, but his voice is so common I can never tell it's him!

Etymology: Friend Spam = fram

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Anonycall

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: a-non'-i-cal

Sentence: Damn! Someone left me another anonycall. How can I managed all these girlfriends?

Etymology: anonymous + phone call

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Whothuh

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: who-the

Sentence: Whothuhs had used up almost all the space on her answering machine, so when Mr. Right rang all she heard was "Carole, it's me Bob, it would be gre...."

Etymology: Who the heck was that?

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Incognicall

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: in-kog-nee-kawl

Sentence: She realised she incognicalled herself yesterday at work to remind herself to pick up her calls at home.

Etymology: incognito + call

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

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