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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Egotograpgy

Created by: mickey666

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Photonarciate

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: foe-toe-nar-see-ate

Sentence: "What is she doing in there?" "Photonarciating." "Again?"

Etymology: photo- obvious narcissism - self-love (hahaha)

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Narcissickness

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: nahr-sih-sik-nis

Sentence: She had photos of her face from every possible angle but her narcissickness kept her from having a normal life.

Etymology: Narcissistic + sickness

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Vanitoil

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: van-i-toyull

Sentence: Trying on the new blouse gave her the perfect opportunity to vanitoil.

Etymology: From "vanity" and "toilet" or "toil" meaning to work hard (this is sarcastic/ironic; perhaps a pun on a model who "works it")

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Eisoptrophotomania

Created by: omista

Pronunciation: I-sop-TRO-FO-to-MA-NE-a

Sentence: Her eisotropophotomania was getting so bad it was turning into agoraphobia.

Etymology: eisoptro- mirror, photo + mania

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Selflick

Created by: Benperson

Pronunciation: sell' flik

Sentence: Mary enjoys selflicking for her MySpace.

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Selfpicturate

Created by: lucyof2009

Pronunciation: self-picture-ate

Sentence: I saw that new picture you put on your blog; did you selfpicturate?

Etymology: combination of "self" (as in yourself)and "picture" with the suffix "-ate" to make it a verb

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Portraflecting

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: POR-tra-FLECK-ting

Sentence: Bob began to understand the story of Narcissus during one of his hours-long sessions of portraflecting.

Etymology: From portrait and reflecting.

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Vainity

Created by: kingofthespill

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Egotistography

Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: ee-goh-tis-toe-graf-ee

Sentence: A MySpace is not complete without a well-angled egotistograph.

Etymology: egotistical + photography

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Comments:

bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:41:00

bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:42:00
admirroration

erasmus erasmus - 2006-12-27: 14:12:00
oohh I like admirroration.