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DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.
Verboticisms
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Egotistography
Created by: tinydancer
Pronunciation: ee-goh-tis-toe-graf-ee
Sentence: A MySpace is not complete without a well-angled egotistograph.
Etymology: egotistical + photography
Shelfportrait
Created by: egonschiela
Pronunciation: shelf-por-trayt
Sentence: The magnifying mirror aligned perfectly with the camera for Sharon's shelfportrait.
Etymology: Shelf: a surface usually covered in personal possessions. Portrait: a pictorial representation of a person usually showing the face.
Egoflash
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: ee-goe-FLASH
Sentence: Jim used up the batteries on his new digital camera by egoflashing his privates all night long.
Etymology: ego + the flash of a camera
Photegotism
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: foe-TEE-goe-tiz-um (Foe and goe rhyme with "slow.")
Sentence: Even though she was Mandy's best friend, she hated it when her photegotism started to show.
Etymology: Photo, as in photograph. Egotism - excessive selfishness
Ifoto
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: eye-fo-to
Sentence: With her new digital camera, she ifotoed all Christmas day.
Etymology: Ifoto - As in Ipod, and the rest of the I phenomenon. It's all about me.
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COMMENTS:
Love the etymology. Good stuff. - fonka99, 2006-12-25: 18:33:00
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Selfography
Created by: Tukkertje
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I love myself so much, that every time I look in the mirror I selfograph myself.
Etymology: self(phot)ography
Photowank
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: photo wank
Sentence: frank could not resist having a photowank in the hotel bathroom.
Etymology: well, thats a bit obvious really.
Photolify
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: photo l e fy
Sentence: I photolify myself in the privacy of my bathroom.
Etymology: photo + life
Narcitography
Created by: Coolfool
Pronunciation:
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Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
- Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:02:00
Here's the ending of my first post (narcitography): The ending of my first post(It was unexplainedly misplaced or pilfered by cybergoyles.)seems to have been misplaced. I turned away from my keyboard, and when I turned back, and my computer indicated th - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:27:00
(Coolfool) Again, truncated. There must be a bit limit, ...computer indicated that my first post was submitted. I don't see it. See next post. - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:31:00
My gist: Be kind, as this is my first post (I'll resort to any dingus to garner any panegyrism). - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:36:00
- Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:37:00
Narcitography pronunciation: First two syllables, as in narcissism, last three (obvious)as in photography). I just walked in and don't know my way around here yet, so if I step on protocol, soory. I'll learn. - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:43:00
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Comments:
bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:41:00
bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:42:00
admirroration
oohh I like admirroration.