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DEFINITION: n. The sacrifice a mother makes when she gives everything to her children, including life itself, and then simply lets them go. v. To give someone everything and then watch them walk away.
Verboticisms
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Maternityield
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: ma-TURN-et-yield
Sentence: Maternityield manifests itself in many ways throughout the lifecycle. First she yields physically, then has to give up full control of her career and lifestyle, and eventually her car (and don't forget to top up the petrol before you get home, drive carefully) and then after all those years the little darlings take off leaving her in an empty nest.
Etymology: maternity + yield
Stuckrifice
Created by: jonobo
Pronunciation: - this has been censored and noboody has been insulted ... the original was a simple freefice aka funkrifice... whatever... i love verbootoomy ;! phaque + a short form of "rice fiction" aka "rifi" + ce like in ice.
Sentence: Stupid by DEFINITION. Giving life is a gift. Kids just go, even if you don't let them - so it's not something the mother does.
Etymology: Stuckrifice = Stuck + Sacrifice. - censored - the irieginal funkrifice - If you start funkrificing for real, the only thing you sacrifice is your irresponsibility. Peace.
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COMMENTS:
I agree that the definition is stupid and I hope nobody tries to censor this. Gets a vote for the *#!% of it! - Bulletchewer, 2007-05-11: 11:55:00
Hey jonobo and Bulletchewer -- Seems like you guys have some issues! So I put your definition and comments into the washing machine to clean it up a little. You can complain about the definition if you want, but please don't insult people. Thanks. ~ James - Verbotomy, 2007-05-11: 13:39:00
No Problem with keeping verbottomy clean ;) Those thoughtcrimes just come out of my brain - i don't know why i do that all times. Whatever - i'm happy. Butt the Definition still schmucks - actually - the definition was more spinsulting than reeeeeee-wind-sponse-bob-hemp-pants-grand-pa''nts-party-show. peace, over and spinside out. - jonobo, 2007-05-11: 22:30:00
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Mudderlode
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: mud/ur/lowd
Sentence: Breastfeeding five children over a span of eighteen years demonstates a mudderlode of motherly love.
Etymology: mother lode + udder
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COMMENTS:
haha, nice. you got my vote! XD - ohwtepph, 2007-05-11: 06:50:00
Great! Mudderload would work too! - toadstool57, 2007-05-11: 08:04:00
Mammaries... light the corners of my mind... (uh-oh) - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-11: 08:12:00
Grr... purple!! milky watercolour mammaries.... and yes toadstool57 mudderload is good - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-11: 09:12:00
Try using "Louie Louie" to exorcise Barbara Streisand. Nobody knows the lyrics to it. - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-11: 11:17:00
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Totsmartyr
Created by: heartnsoul
Pronunciation:
Sentence: She had always been devoted to their young son, but when Mark caught his wife writing Tommy’s HS book report, he realized his wife’s totsmartyr ways would never die. This mom was sure she always knew best.
Etymology: tot's + martyr OR tot + smarter / martyr
Mozzurender
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: MOH - zoo - rren - derr [make sure to roll the Rs so you sound like a real smexi French dude]
Sentence: Said the single parent mother washing machine, "It was a real mozzurender when I had to give up my virginity to bear a child to a half-human, half-chainsaw and a quarter pencil."
Etymology: mother [mozzer] (every French-guy/French-impressionist/French-wanna-be knows that you always turn your /th/ to /zz/) + surrender (to give oneself up to someone, in this case, your child; also, to "surrender" [let go] your child in the end)
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COMMENTS:
It's also a good word to describe giving up pizza! - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-11: 08:25:00
and a good word to switch to mozilla. - ohwtepph, 2007-05-11: 08:33:00
Also when the mosquitoes get so bad you have to abandon the barbecue. - petaj, 2007-05-13: 00:31:00
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Sprogression
Created by: CharlieB
Pronunciation: sprog-resh-shun
Sentence: Cynthia was sad to see her first born leave home - particularly in such a flippant and nonchalant manner. But she sighed and waved, knowing that her thankless task of bringing up baby was a natural sprogression.
Etymology: sprog (slang for child) & progression (advancing, moving forward)
Motherrender
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: mothur - end - ur
Sentence: It was a supreme motherrender for Bitsy to let Marcus leave. She had sacrificed everything she had for his schooling and now he was moving half way across the continent.
Etymology: mother, surrender, render (To give up; yield; surrender)
Progeflee
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: präjəflē
Sentence: Theirs was a dysfunctional household. As each child approached the age of majority the urge to progeflee became stronger and stronger. Some went off to college, some found friends to room with. None made any effort to move back home.
Etymology: progeny (a descendant or the descendants of a person) + flee (run away from a place or situation)
Matricede
Created by: pinwheel
Pronunciation: mat/ree/seed
Sentence: As Mrs Brown watched her youngest daughter walk up the aisle, tears of matricede filled her eyes... but heh, the house will be quieter now.
Etymology: matricide (the act of killing your mother) + cede (to give in/sacrifice) + a pun on seed - your children
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COMMENTS:
Spawntastic! - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-11: 04:44:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Cory Doctorow's novel Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town, which is a story about a guy who's mother is literally a washing machine. It's a great read! And since this weekend is Mother's Day, it seems like the perfect fit! I was also thinking about "After the Siege" in Overclocked, where a mother pushes herself beyond exhaustion trying to save her child - the sacrifice. And purpleartichokes inadvertently suggested the mother idea with her comments on the younger degeneration. Thank you Cory and purpleartichokes! ~ James
ErWenn - 2007-05-11: 09:39:00
I noticed that many verbotomists focussed on the "letting go" part of the definition as the key, while others treated it as just one small part of the maternal sacrifice. I'm sure it says something about our personalities, but I'm not sure what.
We have posted The Petaj Splinterview on the Verbotomy Blog. ~ James
Bulletchewer - 2007-05-11: 16:55:00
I "have issues" because I advocate free speech as opposed to miserable hypocrisy of censorship? HUSH
Hey Bulletchewer, I replaced four letters in your message with non-alphanumeric symbols. Did that make you unhappy? ~ James
Hey ErWenn, I agree with you. The words and language we choose to use do indeed reflect our personalities. And with a definition like today's, there are many different viewpoints, so it gets complicated... I guess that's why they have Freudian psychiatrists. ~ James
Bulletchewer - 2007-05-11: 19:18:00
It made me THE most $@*#ing miserable crybaby in the whole world! Just kidding.
Me too. But that's okay, it's a game ~ James
Anyways, in many parts of the world, this Sunday is Mother's Day, so I would like to remind all our verbotomists to take appropriate action (e.g. buy flowers). And to all our verbotomists who happen to be mothers, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for your wonderful creativity. ~ James
*gasp* I am so honored. Petaj used my word TWICE!!! in his splinterview. Now, I can die peacefully.
Clayton - 2007-05-12: 17:21:00
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that the highest scoring words often do not reflect the part of speech suggested by the definition? Occasionally, this can be somewhat difficult to determine from a given description, but "the sacrifice a mother makes" clearly indicates that this word is meant to be a noun. Just nitpicking.
Hey Clayton, I have made a blog posting about this question. See: Parts of Speech and Verbotomy. It will be very interesting to hear what ErWenn has to say about this issue, since he also asked similar questions. ~ James
Clearly I should have mentioned that ohwtepph can also be relied on for coming up with not only amusing words, but very useful additions to everyday language.
Today's definition was suggested by doctorow. Thank you doctorow. ~ James