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'Sweetie, can't you see we're having quiet time?'

DEFINITION: n., A soft romantic moment which is unexpectedly interrupted by a pestersome child, parent or spouse. v. tr., To barge in on a romantic couple at a most inopportune moment.

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Missedtryst

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: missed - trist

Sentence: Due to the fact that the kids came home unexpectedly from school, Bonnie suffered another missedtryst with her neighbor. Too bad that he got caught in the tree as he quickly exited through her bedroom window.

Etymology: missed (skipped, not having, go wrong or err, longed for) + tryst (liaison, date, rendezvous or assignation) + a play on the word mistrust....

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Good one...is she still the neighbour's missedtryst? - Nosila, 2008-11-07: 20:42:00

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Delayedinteraction

Created by: MariaGiggles

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Smerackle

Created by: courty3303

Pronunciation: smer-ah-cuh

Sentence: Don't smerackle mommy and daddy.

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Disruptorapture

metrohumanx

Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: diss-RUPTO-rap-chure

Sentence: Lattimore and Babs had spent an entire evening in a delightful psychic headlock, slowly ratcheting up the cosmic duality which was about to engulf their very souls like an orgasmatron gone mad...when a sudden DISRUPTORAPTURE fell upon them like a load of cherubic guano. Lattimore felt his ego and his enthusiasm deflate like a bad phallic metaphor when his ex-flame broke the door down in a gin-induced fury and pelted the unlucky couple with cast-iron frisbees of venom. Beware the scouge of DISRUPTORAPTURE ! Rent a room in Patagonia.

Etymology: DISRUPT+RAPTURE=DISRUPTORAPTURE........DISRUPT:to break apart, to throw into disorder, to interrupt the normal course of intimacy with Lattimore;Latin disruptus, past participle of disrumpere, from dis- + rumpere to break.....RAPTURE:an expression or manifestation of ecstasy or passion, a state or experience of being carried away by overwhelming affection for Babs;Latin raptus.

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metrohumanx http://www.100words.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-11-07: 00:44:00

metrohumanx This message brought to you by the Patagonian Tourist Bureau. - metrohumanx, 2008-11-07: 01:11:00

excellent - Mustang, 2008-11-07: 18:51:00

It's like Shakespearean...verily! - Nosila, 2008-11-07: 20:43:00

Reptilian, but real good. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-08: 16:45:00

"100 WORDS" Great webstead-terrific challenge - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-09: 16:13:00

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Kiddistraction

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /kid-ee-STRAK-shun/

Sentence: When little Katie suddenly asked, "Mommy, why are you and the postman wrestling on the bed with no clothes on?" that one moment of kiddistraction totally killed the mood.

Etymology: kiddie - child (from Old Norse, kidh, orig. kiư "young goat") + distraction - a disturbance (from Latin, distractus)

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Perhaps the postie had just delivered mommy's correspondence course in "Self Defence", and was helping her gain some practical experience! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:07:00

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Pestramour

Created by: grohldberg12

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Woobegone

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: woo-BEE-gon

Sentence: When Roxie's mother came to stay, it was, in matters of the heart, the worst week of woobegone for Bob.

Etymology: Blaend of "WOO" inclined,as with affection & "BEGONE": depart go away!

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Terrific! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-10: 09:12:00

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-10: 10:26:00

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Coituruption

Created by: bluenutria

Pronunciation: Coy-tur-ruption

Sentence: James and Midge experienced major coituruption when Midge's father bust in on them.

Etymology: Coitus + Interruption

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Coituskinterruptus

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /KOY-tuss In-ter-UP-tuss/

Sentence: In situations of coitus kinterruptus, it's hard to say who is more embarrassed: the interrupter or the interruptees.

Etymology: from "coitus interruptus" + "kin"

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Hey ErWenn - you're on a roll or in a roll - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-10: 10:24:00

Good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 16:59:00

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Kissrupt

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Ki-ss-rup-t

Sentence: Everytime Henry went in for THE snog with Sue someone would always kissrupt them. If it wasn't the kids calling out for a bedtime story , it was his parents ringing to see if things were okay while his wife was away for the week!

Etymology: Kiss(a touch or caress with the lips) + Disrupt(to interrupt or disturb) ORIGIN Latin disrumpere 'break apart'

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nice word - Jabberwocky, 2008-11-07: 11:55:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-10: 00:45:00
Today's definition was suggested by gemmgemms. Thank you gemmgemms. ~ James

Mustang - 2008-01-10: 19:37:00
Excellent verboticism!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2014-06-05: 00:06:00
Today's definition was suggested by gemmgemms. Thank you gemmgemms. ~ James