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'Santa won't come unless you clean up your desk!'

DEFINITION: To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats.

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Inspithreat

Created by: thejoshinator

Pronunciation: in-spi-thret

Sentence: The manager of the company inspithreatened his workers.

Etymology: Inspire + threat

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Intimirant

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: In - TIM - uh - rant

Sentence: Geraldine was a very assertive manager and was quick to resort to an intimirant to get her subordinates to comply with her wishes.

Etymology: Intimidate + rant

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-24: 09:56:00

I like it! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-24: 15:52:00

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Ruserouse

Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: rooz-rouz

Sentence: True Story: I was waiting in line for a ride at Disney World. A very dissheveled father, in line in front of me, told his winey kid that Disney will make him leave the park if he doesn't behave. His ruserouse worked, and the rest of the wait was much more pleasent.

Etymology: Ruse: a trick, stratagem. + Rouse: to stir or incite.

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Guiltimatum

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: gilt/i/may/tum

Sentence: Uh oh,here comes the guiltimatum. Cover your ears or you'll end up in therapy when you're older.

Etymology: guilt + ultimatum

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COMMENTS:

Very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-24: 15:50:00

Excellent! - Mustang, 2007-12-24: 22:01:00

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Falsimpetus

Created by: KelleyToohey

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Motihate

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: moh-ti-hate

Sentence: Iris was a world-class motihater with such gems as "If you don't clean your room I will sell you to the government for cloning experiments," and "The next time you bring home anything less than a 'C' on a paper I will have to crush your foot so you can draw a disability check for the rest of your life since you obviously won't earn enough to live on!"

Etymology: Moti(vate) + hate

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Sinsperation

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sin spur a shun

Sentence: The thought of bunking with my kid brother was the only sinsperation I needed to clear off my bed when I cleaned my room!

Etymology: sin + inspiration

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Bederwachout

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: bed err wa chout

Sentence: She issued her bedderwachouts with such sickening regularity, the twins were tempted to tell Santa where to shove his ps3.

Etymology: better watch out, better not cry etc.

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COMMENTS:

I think the twins should be careful becaue she has bedderwachclout - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-24: 09:54:00

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Petrifimotivate

Created by: denise

Pronunciation: pe- tri- fi- MO-ti-vate

Sentence: The over controlling mother got her son to clean up his room by pretrifimotivating him with subtle reminders of his continuing bedwetting issues.

Etymology: A blend of petrify (with a play on the word petty) and motivate

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Intimivate

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: in-TIM-eh-vayt

Sentence: Miranda is a petty tyrant who will not hesitate to use silly little threats in a misguided effort to intimivate people to do her bidding.

Etymology: Blend of 'intimidate' (to force into or deter from some action by inducing fear) and 'motivate' (to provide with a motive or motives; incite; impel)

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