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DEFINITION: v. To try to change the world by turning words into actions. n. A person who carries the hopes and dreams of the world on their shoulders.
Verboticisms
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Twangntweak
Created by: kateinkorea
Pronunciation: TWAENG n tweak
Sentence: If we really want to change the world, twangntweak is what is needed: it's not about making huge changes, it's about making small changes relevant to real people, but honestly following through on those small changes that are promised.
Etymology: TWANG: a perceived feature of some varieties of spoken English or a term used by NASA for the forward jolt of a space shuttle TWEAK: slang term for the act of making subtle changes
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COMMENTS:
Oooh- I like the NASA reference. - metrohumanx, 2009-01-22: 06:27:00
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Globaltranslexikineticmogrification
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: GLOW-bill-trans-LEXY-kin-etic-MOGriff-ih CAY-shun (globaltranslexikineticmogrifier)
Sentence: I sincerely hope our new President succeeds in his GLOBALTRNSLEXIKINETICMOGRIFICATION in this new century of hope and inspires us all to move forward together in the criminal prosecution of BUSH and that bastard CHENEY for deliberately decieving the American public in order to launch an unnecessary and expensive war to enrich BIG OIL by sacrificing the lives of Patriotic American Soldiers.
Etymology: GLOBAL+TRANSform+LEXIcon+KINETIC+transMOGRIFICATION = GLOBALTRANSLEXIKINETICMOGRIFICATION.......... GLOBAL:relating to, or involving the entire world...TRANSFORM:to change in composition or structure;Middle English, from Middle French transformer, from Latin transformare, from trans- + formare to form, from forma form.....LEXICON:the vocabulary of a language, an individual speaker or group of speakers, or a subject;Etymology: Late Greek lexikon, from neuter of lexikos of words, from Greek lexis word, speech, from legein to say....KINETIC:of or relating to the motion of material bodies and the forces and energy needed to change;Greek kinētikos, from kinētos, from kinein....TRANSMOGRIFY:to change or alter greatly and often with grotesque or humorous effect;origin unknown.
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COMMENTS:
I don’t give a goddamn. I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way. ... Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!
-George W. Bush - metrohumanx, 2009-01-20: 11:09:00
right out of Mary Poppins - Jabberwocky, 2009-01-20: 14:57:00
Supercalifragilisticmywordisatrocious? - metrohumanx, 2009-01-20: 15:44:00
A mind is a terrible thing. - metrohumanx, 2009-01-21: 15:07:00
Globaltranslexikineticmogrification just sits at the bottom of the weekly results like a bad mollusk. - metrohumanx, 2009-01-21: 18:40:00
not any more :) - Jabberwocky, 2009-01-22: 14:48:00
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Moveivate
Created by: Ismelstar
Pronunciation: [moov-uh-veyt]
Sentence: Freezing, exausted, and smashed between my husband's roataor cuff and the shoulders of three other people, a warm feeling began to spread from just below my heart, as I listened to one of the greatest American moveivators ever to speak from the Capitol steps.
Etymology: From motivate, to incite or impel and move, to advance or progress.
Edeneologist
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: ee-DEN-ee-OL-uh-jizt
Sentence: At his inauguration ceremony the new president, an ardent edeneologist, promised "...to beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks.." However, by the time the spin doctors and political correctionists took control of his speech-making and letter writing, he was not allowed not use the word "beat" : it was far too violent; furthermore, "pruning" could be misinterpreted, and use against him by his opponents, to claim government cutbacks were about to be made, and any mention of "shares", in a time of a "R" , was an absolute no-no. Sensible people agreed wholeheartedly that it was time for him to turn to the verbotomists and verbotomy for help.
Etymology: Blend of EDEN;a state of perfect happiness or bliss. & NEOLOGIST: a maker of new words.
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COMMENTS:
Captures the 'spin doctoring' of the politicians promising to create a new paradise. Excellent word! - silveryaspen, 2009-01-20: 12:51:00
I think verbotomists are a new breed of spin doctor - Jabberwocky, 2009-01-20: 14:55:00
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Curier
Created by: simoneshin
Pronunciation: cure-ee-urh
Sentence: the one that delivers the solution, commonly known as the curier
Etymology: cure - courier
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COMMENTS:
Splendid verbotomy! Will Obama be the doctor, the curier, we hope? - silveryaspen, 2009-01-20: 13:09:00
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Baracktothefuture
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Ba-rak-to-the-fyuchur
Sentence: When embarking on making the world a better place you should always go baracktothefuture by looking at where things went wrong in the past and vowing to put things right.
Etymology: Barack(forename of the new President of the United States) + Tothefuture(looking forward) = Baracktothefuture
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COMMENTS:
Forward! Into the Past! - metrohumanx, 2009-01-20: 11:25:00
Wonderful word and thought! - silveryaspen, 2009-01-20: 12:48:00
love it - Jabberwocky, 2009-01-20: 14:50:00
nice - galwaywegian, 2009-01-20: 15:52:00
InAWEguration! - Nosila, 2009-01-20: 22:20:00
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Atlaspiration
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: at/las/peer/ay/shun
Sentence: It will take someone with extreme atlaspiration to shoulder the problems facing the globe today. I think Obama can do it.
Etymology: Atlas (mythical Titan giant who carried the heavens on his shoulders) + aspiration (strong desire, ambition)
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COMMENTS:
At Last! - metrohumanx, 2009-01-20: 11:26:00
Extremely Excellent. The need for an Atlas to shoulder the atlas, the book of all places and things of this world, and to do it with hope ... to aspire to make it better. - silveryaspen, 2009-01-20: 13:01:00
Great word - TJayzz, 2009-01-20: 13:48:00
Yeah, that's the one I was trying to think of...good job! No shrugalapsing allowed, though... - readerwriter, 2009-01-20: 17:02:00
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Obamanation
Created by: coachcorrie26
Pronunciation: o-bama-na-tion
Sentence: Obamanation has graciously penetrated humble Americans’ minds, and we are all very motivated to help "change" the world.
Etymology: derived from Barack Obama's "Change" Theory.
Revolocution
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: rev/o/lo/cu/tion
Sentence: The new President of the United States of America, Barrack Obama, carries the hopes and dreams of the world on his shoulders and his words and dreams portrayed through his elegant and positive forward-looking speeches will hopefully cause a major revolocution, not only in America, but throughout the world.
Etymology: REVOLOCUTION - from REVOLUTION (a sudden, complete, or marked change in something) + LOCUTION (words, language) and/or ALLOCUTION (The act, or manner of speaking to, or of addressing in words)
Articulaction
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ärtikyəlakshən
Sentence: A great speech is wonderful but now it's time to stand back and watch the articulaction.
Etymology: articulation (the action of putting into words an idea or feeling of a specified type) + Action (the fact or process of doing something)
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COMMENTS:
Great sentence. - silveryaspen, 2009-01-20: 13:38:00
Amen! - Nosila, 2009-01-20: 22:21:00
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Comments:
silveryaspen - 2009-01-20: 12:18:00
The excellent verbotomies full of hope for a better future for the World overwhelmed and awed me today! Kudos to each and everyone of you.
So many great words keep rolling in...wish I had more votes...gotta remember not to vote until midnight (eastern standard time):)