Verboticisms

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: mess-eh-jee

Sentence: Sue was becoming quite messedgy - it was obvious that her e-mails to her latest boyfriend were being returned.

Etymology: message, edgy (anxious and irritable)

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COMMENTS:

hey purple - you must have had a wild memorial day weekend to be logging in so late - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-30: 11:59:00

Oh yeah, I've been off of work since Saturday! Unfortunately, I didn't have much fun, the yard work got out of hand, the garden needed planting, and I was up to my knees in mouse turds at the cabin. Think I'll suggest a definition for a really gross task... - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-30: 12:05:00

I'm sure it will all pay off - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-30: 12:40:00

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Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: mAYL- GOR -J

Sentence: after sending his ex one email, he felt he might as well send her another and another and before he knew it the mailgorging had begun again. Tomorrow, he thought, i'll start the 12 point progrtamme again.

Etymology: MAIL- POST OF ELECTRONIC OR PAPER VARIETY. GORGE - TO GIVE IN TO YOUR APPETITES AND KEEP FEEDING THEM BEYOND REASONABLE SATIETY.

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ēbound

Sentence: She was on the ebound when she met Gig. All those other addresses had been so rude as to reject her advances but Gig not only had room for her, he welcomed her with an open portal.

Etymology: email (messages distributed by electronic means from one computer user to one or more recipients via a network) + rebound (still affected by the emotional distress caused by the ending of a romantic or sexual relationship)

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: e/bound

Sentence: Her emails to Jordan were ebounded immediately with the message "Delivery Notification - Failure". She was sure it was deliberate and that she was on the ebound.

Etymology: e + rebound

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ējektshən

Sentence: Gloria couldn’t help but feel ejectshun when every e-mail she sent out bounced back. Turns out most of her friends are just as lazy as she is about clearing old e-mails.

Etymology: e (electronic) + rejection (refuse to agree) + shun (persistently avoid, ignore, or reject)

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: SYE - ber - gruh - vayt

Sentence: Lucinda continued to cybergravte herself daily by sending countless numbers of emails to her friends long after they had taken up text messaging for their personal communications.

Etymology: Blend of 'cyber' and 'aggravate'.

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COMMENTS:

nice blend - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-24: 14:14:00

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Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: REE-DEEN-GUSS-SEND

Sentence: Fran sent so many e-mails to her department head that she forgot what they were about................... "I just can't REDINGUSEND any more!" she cried in frustration. Ultimately, she was reduced to posting a note on his office door: "READ YOUR ****ing E-MAIL ALREADY !" .........reDINGusend................

Etymology: RE+DINGUS+SEND.........................REpeatedly+DINGUS-one whose name is forgotten or unknown+SEND-a futile repetitive cyberage attempt to communicate.

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Created by: texmom

Pronunciation: fruh stree male ess shun

Sentence: After suffering frustremailession, Sheila finally gave up emailing Dave Letterman.

Etymology: Frustration+email sion makes it a noun.

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Created by: RubyWry

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: dees/app/oint/ment

Sentence: Deesappointment occurs when one emails fruitlessly.

Etymology: disappointment + e

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