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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Petportion

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun

Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.

Etymology: pet + apportion

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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Zoodine

Created by: riflesandkids74

Pronunciation: zoo-dyn

Sentence: Lisa knew her relationship with Alex was doomed, when Shadow would not zoodine with him.

Etymology: zoo(prefix associated with animals) + dine(eat)

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Anifesusten

Created by: neoss

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Mastikibble

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.

Etymology: masticate + kibble

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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Baesk

Created by: TheCapn

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

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Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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Anifoodgest

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: 'a-n&-'füd -'jest

Sentence: After living with him for a week I discovered he was an anifoodgest.

Etymology: ANIMAL - Latin, from animale, neuter of animalis animate, from anima soul FOOD - Middle English fode, from Old English fOda; akin to Old High German fuotar food, fodder, Latin panis bread, pascere to feed INGEST - Latin ingestus, past participle of i

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Honeylunch

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: hun-ee-lun-ch

Sentence: I shared a honeylunch with tiddles

Etymology: honey (term of endearment) lunch (meal)

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