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Beastfeeding
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: beast-feeding
Sentence: Alan was really into beastfeeding.
Etymology: beast + breastfeeding
Animalimentate
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: ann-ee-mal-ee-men-tayt
Sentence: With the price of pet food these days, it would be a crime not to animalimentate from time to time
Etymology: animal + alimentation (food)
Dogdish
Created by: Coolfool
Pronunciation: DOG + DISH
Sentence: That fat cat and I dogdished those tukey bones until there wasn't enough left to make a turkey sandwich.
Etymology: Dog, to denote another species, and a common pet, and dished to denote what action was being undertaken. Quick, easy & you know immediately what it is describing. I may begin using it.
Kibbleconference
Created by: bigfish
Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens
Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.
Etymology: Kibble + Confer
Petportion
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun
Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.
Etymology: pet + apportion
Beastfeasting
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing
Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.
Etymology: beast + feast
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COMMENTS:
This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00
Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00
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Gibittle
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: gi-bi-til
Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.
Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle
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