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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Peffet

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: peh-FAY

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Etymology: pet, buffet

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Felinembibe

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe

Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.

Etymology: feline-embibe

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Zoodine

Created by: riflesandkids74

Pronunciation: zoo-dyn

Sentence: Lisa knew her relationship with Alex was doomed, when Shadow would not zoodine with him.

Etymology: zoo(prefix associated with animals) + dine(eat)

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Anifesusten

Created by: neoss

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Dooteat

Created by: kevinrio

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Kibbledivvy

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Beastfeasting

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing

Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.

Etymology: beast + feast

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COMMENTS:

This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00

Verbotomy Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

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Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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