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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

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Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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Baesk

Created by: TheCapn

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Gibittle

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: gi-bi-til

Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.

Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle

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Animalimentate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ann-ee-mal-ee-men-tayt

Sentence: With the price of pet food these days, it would be a crime not to animalimentate from time to time

Etymology: animal + alimentation (food)

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Petluck

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: pet-luck

Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.

Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet

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Meowmixandmash

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash

Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy

Etymology: meow mix + mash

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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dancemonkey

Created by: dancemonkey

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Nipfeed

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Nip Feed

Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.

Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed

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