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Pedigreesm
Created by: antonhere
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!
Etymology: pedigree
Crittersine
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: krit/er/zeen
Sentence: The cat lady enjoyed her crittercine with her feline family.
Etymology: critter + cuisine
Faunorexia
Created by: ArsMajika
Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah
Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"
Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."
Felinembibe
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe
Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.
Etymology: feline-embibe
Hospetality
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee
Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"
Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.
Scoobyscarfing
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing
Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang
Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.
Petportion
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun
Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.
Etymology: pet + apportion
Dogdish
Created by: Coolfool
Pronunciation: DOG + DISH
Sentence: That fat cat and I dogdished those tukey bones until there wasn't enough left to make a turkey sandwich.
Etymology: Dog, to denote another species, and a common pet, and dished to denote what action was being undertaken. Quick, easy & you know immediately what it is describing. I may begin using it.
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