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Nipfeed
Created by: SwabThePoopdeck
Pronunciation: Nip Feed
Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.
Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed
Hospetality
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee
Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"
Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.
Beastfeasting
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing
Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.
Etymology: beast + feast
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COMMENTS:
This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00
Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00
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Seniorate
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate
Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.
Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate
Honeylunch
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: hun-ee-lun-ch
Sentence: I shared a honeylunch with tiddles
Etymology: honey (term of endearment) lunch (meal)
Felinembibe
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe
Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.
Etymology: feline-embibe
Divigust
Created by: torgo
Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust
Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.
Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.
Pestportion
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: pest/por/shun
Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.
Etymology: pest + portion
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-06: 09:32:00
Hey Babel and Kevcom, You guys are so funny! Very clever!
thanks to babel for inspiring mine (i actually read yours that way when i first saw it)
babel - 2006-12-06: 17:45:00
hehe you're welcome :)