Vote for the best verboticism.

'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Petapportion

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun

Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'

Etymology: Pet + Apportion

| Comments and Points

Horsdevour

Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: horse-de-vower

Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.

Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"

| Comments and Points

Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

| Comments and Points

Gibittle

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: gi-bi-til

Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.

Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle

| Comments and Points

Parcombestialism

Created by: Pythias

Pronunciation: par - com - bes'- ti - al - ism

Sentence: For felines, parcombestialism is usually a one way transaction.

Etymology: partake + comestible + bestial + ism

| Comments and Points

Beastialeating

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: bee stee al ee ting

Sentence: She let her dog lick icecream out of her mouth because she was totally into beastialeating.

Etymology: beast & eating

| Comments and Points

Domesticeat

dancemonkey

Created by: dancemonkey

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Hospetality

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee

Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"

Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.

| Comments and Points

Petramy

Created by: skelk

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Scoobyscarfing

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing

Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang

Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...