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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Seniorate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate

Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.

Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Dooteat

Created by: kevinrio

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Kibblenibbler

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kibble nibbler

Sentence: my neice is a kibblenibbler, at 10 months old she crawled to the cat food tray and ate the cat biscuits.

Etymology: to nibble on kibble.

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Micatsupessucatsup

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: MEE-cat-sup-eh-SOO-cat-sup

Sentence: What can I say? My pets and I have a kind of micatsupessucatsup relationship.

Etymology: "Mi casa es su casa" ('my house is your house') + cat sup (cat supper) [or 'catsup' -- ketchup]

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Parcombestialism

Created by: Pythias

Pronunciation: par - com - bes'- ti - al - ism

Sentence: For felines, parcombestialism is usually a one way transaction.

Etymology: partake + comestible + bestial + ism

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Scoobyscarfing

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing

Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang

Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.

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Petramy

Created by: skelk

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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