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DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.
Verboticisms
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Ignoramour
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ig noh ray moor
Sentence: He was a complete ignoramour, harboaring too many grudges, to respond to her sowndings
Etymology: ignoramous amour
Blinove
Created by: Atore78
Pronunciation: blie nuv
Sentence: Jerry and Sandy's blinove was suspected by many.
Etymology: Blin from Blind ove from love
Influbberious
Created by: Xyzcam
Pronunciation: in-phlub-Ear-E-us
Sentence: Micheal was influbberious, he saw me in my cute short shorts hanging all over him and he just didn't even talk to me even when i was infront of him and said hi. :(
Etymology: in ; into flub ; flop obvious ; plain to see
Missedherright
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: miss der ite
Sentence: Unfortunately her mister right continued on his merry way having missedherright under his (considerable)nose
Etymology: mister right, missed her
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COMMENTS:
lovely - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-12: 13:16:00
Super Duper! luv it! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:31:00
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Plooser
Created by: chrispiper
Pronunciation: plo oser
Sentence: This girl was madly in love with this guy but he was just being a plooser. someone who never acknowledged it.
Etymology: p apathy looser failed at love
Luvzmarts
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: luv-zmarts
Sentence: Ol' Lugwig Von Pighead, vowed to show Miss Piglove Lucille how much luvzmarts was in his heart on Valentines Day. He stomped hearts into the last bit of slop left in the trough with his hooves, to show her how much luvzmarts was in his heart.
Etymology: Love- Luv (Slang for Love) A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. Zmarts" taken from the word Smarts - Characterized by sharp quick thought; bright. Amusingly clever; witty.
Whenpigsfly
Created by: nicoleorndorff
Pronunciation: wen-pigz-flaeh
Sentence: I will love you whenpigsfly.
Etymology: when- a word used to describe time pigs- an animal found on a farm fly- the action of levitating off the ground for a long period of time
Shepiglovified
Created by: Kallystie
Pronunciation: she-pig-lov-ified
Sentence: Sally Snout was certain that Wilbur Wart was the one. Some people would say Sally was shepiglovified. However, her shepiglovity would soon turn south when she saw Wilbur with Petunia Piggy...rolling in the mud.
Etymology: Combination of the words she, pig, love and ified to make it sound like an affliction.
Bluvness
Created by: fritzgilbert
Pronunciation: B-love-ness
Sentence: Tom was married to his long love Ednis 30 years ago. Today he is now in a state of Bluvness.
Etymology: Bl-as in "blind to" uv-as in "love" Ness-as in the "state of"
Eschewamour
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ess-SHEW-ah-mor
Sentence: Without understanding why, Wendell once again found himself wanting to withdraw and eschewamour while at the same time enjoying the advances being made by Cindy and actually craving that sort of companionship.
Etymology: Blend of 'eschew' (to abstain or keep away from; shun; avoid) and 'amour' (Love making; a love affair)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by verbotomy. Thank you verbotomy. ~ James