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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
Verboticisms
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Warddrab
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: war - drab
Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.
Etymology: wardrobe + drab
Deflectemall
Created by: xtine
Pronunciation: dee-fleck-tem-all
Sentence: By wearing yoga clothes and a ponytail everywhere she went, she blended into the woodwork- her deflectemall style serving its purpose.
Etymology:
Perelent
Created by: callie17
Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt
Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.
Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent
Farquniform
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: fuk-you-nee-form
Sentence: i knew the date would be a disaster when she turned up in a farquniform
Etymology: uniform, f*ck you
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COMMENTS:
ha! - remistram, 2007-08-13: 09:37:00
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Urkelestomy
Created by: mythman
Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee
Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.
Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"
Fashunattractive
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive
Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."
Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)
Prebuff
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: pre + buff
Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.
Etymology: Guess!
Deflexappeal
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel
Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.
Etymology: deflect + sex appeal
Skunkpunk
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: skungk-pungk
Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly
Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.

Comments:
applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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