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'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Grapeshotsilk

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk

Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.

Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk

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Prebuff

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: pre + buff

Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.

Etymology: Guess!

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Taserblazer

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr

Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.

Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)

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COMMENTS:

Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00

You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00

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Funkicron

Created by: Karuma

Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron

Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.

Etymology:

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Fumbadventures

Created by: Finchiboi

Pronunciation: Thum-Ad-Ven-Chures

Sentence: Lee: Joe Do You Wanna Play FumbAdventures? Joe: Yeah ok but when I am asleep

Etymology:

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Garbgarb

Created by: applesnpairs

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Asexory

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: A-sex-or-E

Sentence: Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to.

Etymology: asexual (sexless) + accessory

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