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'Is that toilet paper on your clothesline?'

DEFINITION: v. To compulsively wash and excessively reuse "disposable items", like paper cups, plastic utensils or kleenex tissues. n. An obsessive compulsion to reuse disposable items, often combined with a disposal inhibition.

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Uberuseabuse

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: oober-yoos-a-byoos

Sentence: The whole family was suffering from Nanna's uberuseabuse since it had progressed from crocheting floor rugs from plastic breadbags to soaking bandaids in bleach and then smearing some adhesive on them to re-stick them on the grandkids grazed knees.

Etymology: uber (over) + use + abuse (what happens when you force someone to re-use their disposable nappy or bandaid)

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Repsyclo

Created by: logarithm

Pronunciation: ri-sai-klō

Sentence: Genie found out at Rita's birthday party that Rita is a repsyclo when the paper cups that Rita just brought out from a badly crumpled plastic bag all have multiple old lipstick marks on them!

Etymology: From 'recycle' and 'psycho'.

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Trashcycle

Created by: Raquelle

Pronunciation: trash sahy kul

Sentence: "Is that toilet paper on your clothesline?" "Of course, we trashcycle everything in this household."

Etymology: Trash, from refuse or rubbish but also meaning foolish or pointless; and Cycle, as in round / series (i.e. recycle)

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Recyclivity

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: re - syke - LIV - uh - ty

Sentence: Belinda's propensity for saving and recycling any all all manner of disposable materials had evolved into full blown, out of control recyclivity.

Etymology: Blend of recycle and proclivity (habitual inclination or tendency)

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COMMENTS:

We should all have a proclivity for recyclivity, especially with Earth Day coming on Apr.22 ... good one, Mustang! - Nosila, 2008-04-18: 01:21:00

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Tossaphobia

Created by: pieceof314

Pronunciation: toss uh foh bee uh

Sentence: Debbie stared up at the clothesline and started adding it all up: the hanging toilet paper, the compost piles, the stacks of newspapers and half-opened junk mail in the family and living rooms, the baskets of trash and used personal items organized by type in the backyard and the garage, and the old clothes in the hallways and spare bedroom, the basement full of broken, loose and dismantled electronic equipment. When pressed about the sheer oddity of the picture, Nancy just shrugged her shoulders and said, "I just can t bare to throw theses things out becuase we can reuse them." Debbie thought these folks suffered from tossaphobia, the inability to throw anything away.

Etymology: Toss - to throw away and phobia - fear of

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COMMENTS:

Good one...an obsessive/compulsive thingy. - Nosila, 2008-04-19: 00:37:00

I like this one... it's the genetic hoarder's disease! - Raquelle, 2008-04-19: 03:21:00

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Papermiser

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: paper+miser

Sentence: Don't be such a papermiser, just throw those old disposable cups out.

Etymology: paper+miser

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Recyclomaniac

Created by: ziggy

Pronunciation: re-si-clo-may-ni-ac

Sentence: Poor Della, she was on such a tight income. She was forced to cut corners and tighten her belt but even so...this sight was just ridiculous! There she was, frantically pegging washed toilet tissues to her washing line. She never envisaged this, after all, the lottery millions were supposed to last a lifetime.......

Etymology: Recyclo from recycle and maniac from one possessed!

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Reincarnageation

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: re/in/car/naj/ay/shyn

Sentence: The butcher practices reincarnageation by using leftover bones to make wind chimes.

Etymology: reincarnation + carnage

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Paperpetuate

Created by: Jamagra

Pronunciation: pa/per/pech'/oo/ate

Sentence: As a student of Our Lady Of Paperpetual Plates Convent School for Girls, Mary Clare found it very difficult to waste anything. The good sisters had instilled in their young charges the importance of being careful stewards of all God's creation. Generations of girls had taken this message to heart so sincerely, some of the school's paper plates were actually older than Mother Superior.

Etymology: paper + perpetuate

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Reusabull

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ree/yous/a/bull

Sentence: Recycling is a wonderful thing but people who take it to the extreme are full of reusabull.

Etymology: reusable + bull (shit)

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-04-18: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by stache. Thank you stache. ~ James