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DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.

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Blooople

Created by: metro1

Pronunciation: blew-pill

Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.

Etymology: Blooper + pill

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Nonsensequitur

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: non/sence/kwi/tur

Sentence: Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician.

Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur

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COMMENTS:

So very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

Fun word ... kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00

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Jumpspeak

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: jemp speek

Sentence: Her mouth would jumpspeak faster than thoughts flew threw it.

Etymology: a combo of jump which is to spring forth suddenly and speak which is to talk - jumpspeak

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COMMENTS:

It was a hard choice for me today, for I also wanted to submit impulsay. But to do two for one, is not the way! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 08:29:00

Impulsay is very nice, I'd vote for it in a trice. Oh what the heck, I'll cast my vote, you always take time to jot a note - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:29:00

Jumpspeak & Impulsay are very good words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:48:00

I guess he was often accused of "jumping down someone throat!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:03:00

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Utternonsense

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: udder nonsens

Sentence: Kirk's idea of sweet-talking a new girl, was to whisper utternonsense in her ears...almost always without success.

Etymology: utter (say) & nonsense (foolishness)

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Inappropriablurt

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: In - uh - PRO - pree - uh - blurt

Sentence: True to form, when distracted by a young ladies low cut blouse Edgar once again committed an inappropriablurt.

Etymology: Inappropriate and blurt

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COMMENTS:

I guess he gave them the ""Edgar Britts!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:07:00

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Brainblurt

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: brain/blurt

Sentence: John's most recent brainblurt occurred at the last staff meeting when he told the boss that he was big fat a--hole.

Etymology: brain + blurt

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COMMENTS:

Cool word! :) - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:59:00

Earthy-great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:44:00

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Sayathink

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: say/a/think

Sentence: everyone does it!!!!

Etymology: say+think

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COMMENTS:

Missed this one first time around. Good use of Anglo-Saxon words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-06: 20:57:00

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Kluttzerance

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: KLUTZ ur unse

Sentence: I committed a 5 star-rated kluttzerance when I was a little girl. I thought this nice old man who my parents befriended looked like a monkey so I told him!

Etymology: blend of klutz, thick as + utterance

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COMMENTS:

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:16:00

I like it a lot! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

CaveAt Cricketor: Don't mention the word "monkey" around one of your fellow Bananabenders! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:14:00

This describes me perfectly when I not only trip over my brain, but over my tongue, then it's a double-klutz-erance! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:55:00

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