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DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.

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Eloosidate

Created by: craigfu

Pronunciation: i-loo-zi-deyt

Sentence: As Mark began to eloosidate, Nell used the time to think of options for faking her own death.

Etymology: lose[r] + elucidate

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COMMENTS:

I'm not sure of the spelling, but I think it gets the point across. - craigfu, 2008-01-18: 11:53:00

great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:17:00

Clever:good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00

Delightful ... exactly the word for when I loose my mind! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:05:00

I guess he losed his date! Fun word! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:32:00

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Idolaliate

Created by: cyberinsekt

Pronunciation: eye-doh-LAY-lee-ate

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Etymology: id (Freudian self, ego), idol (from Gk. eidolon, image), lalia (Gk. to talk)

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Shitchat

Created by: Nimbulan

Pronunciation: /shit*chat/

Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"

Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.

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COMMENTS:

lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00

I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00

I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00

Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00

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Inappropriablurt

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: In - uh - PRO - pree - uh - blurt

Sentence: True to form, when distracted by a young ladies low cut blouse Edgar once again committed an inappropriablurt.

Etymology: Inappropriate and blurt

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COMMENTS:

I guess he gave them the ""Edgar Britts!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:07:00

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Kluttzerance

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: KLUTZ ur unse

Sentence: I committed a 5 star-rated kluttzerance when I was a little girl. I thought this nice old man who my parents befriended looked like a monkey so I told him!

Etymology: blend of klutz, thick as + utterance

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COMMENTS:

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:16:00

I like it a lot! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

CaveAt Cricketor: Don't mention the word "monkey" around one of your fellow Bananabenders! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:14:00

This describes me perfectly when I not only trip over my brain, but over my tongue, then it's a double-klutz-erance! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:55:00

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Killjoyce

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: Kill-joyce

Sentence: Roger's inability to filter his train of thought made him a real Killjoyce at parties.

Etymology: killjoy - joy + Joyce, an author well known for stream of consciousness writing

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COMMENTS:

Creative! I was trying for the 'stream of consciousness' angle myself, but couldn't quite make a decent word... - Tigger, 2008-01-20: 02:33:00

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Morogorrhea

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah

Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.

Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".

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Indiscreetin

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /in-dis-kreet-in/

Sentence: When Joe asked that nice young lady if she wanted to sit on his lap and talk about the first thing that pops up, he showed what a total indiscreetin he truly is.

Etymology: indiscreet - lacking prudence, good judgment, or circumspection (from Latin, indiscretus "unseparated") + cretin - a stupid, obtuse, or mentally defective person (from French Alpine dialect, crestin, "a dwarfed and deformed idiot")

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COMMENTS:

Aother good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00

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