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'I guess I said the wrong thing'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.

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Indiscreetin

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /in-dis-kreet-in/

Sentence: When Joe asked that nice young lady if she wanted to sit on his lap and talk about the first thing that pops up, he showed what a total indiscreetin he truly is.

Etymology: indiscreet - lacking prudence, good judgment, or circumspection (from Latin, indiscretus "unseparated") + cretin - a stupid, obtuse, or mentally defective person (from French Alpine dialect, crestin, "a dwarfed and deformed idiot")

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COMMENTS:

Aother good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00

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Eloosidate

Created by: craigfu

Pronunciation: i-loo-zi-deyt

Sentence: As Mark began to eloosidate, Nell used the time to think of options for faking her own death.

Etymology: lose[r] + elucidate

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COMMENTS:

I'm not sure of the spelling, but I think it gets the point across. - craigfu, 2008-01-18: 11:53:00

great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:17:00

Clever:good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00

Delightful ... exactly the word for when I loose my mind! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:05:00

I guess he losed his date! Fun word! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:32:00

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Addiot

Created by: Zangamarth

Pronunciation: A-dede-yit

Sentence: That guy can't shut his mouth. What an ADDiot.

Etymology: The Attention Deficit Disorder combined with idiot, minus the I. Having ADD, I can joke about it...Hey look, a squirrel!

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Morogorrhea

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah

Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.

Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".

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Utternonsense

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: udder nonsens

Sentence: Kirk's idea of sweet-talking a new girl, was to whisper utternonsense in her ears...almost always without success.

Etymology: utter (say) & nonsense (foolishness)

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Killjoyce

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: Kill-joyce

Sentence: Roger's inability to filter his train of thought made him a real Killjoyce at parties.

Etymology: killjoy - joy + Joyce, an author well known for stream of consciousness writing

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COMMENTS:

Creative! I was trying for the 'stream of consciousness' angle myself, but couldn't quite make a decent word... - Tigger, 2008-01-20: 02:33:00

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Kluttzerance

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: KLUTZ ur unse

Sentence: I committed a 5 star-rated kluttzerance when I was a little girl. I thought this nice old man who my parents befriended looked like a monkey so I told him!

Etymology: blend of klutz, thick as + utterance

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COMMENTS:

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:16:00

I like it a lot! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

CaveAt Cricketor: Don't mention the word "monkey" around one of your fellow Bananabenders! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:14:00

This describes me perfectly when I not only trip over my brain, but over my tongue, then it's a double-klutz-erance! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:55:00

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Inappropriablurt

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: In - uh - PRO - pree - uh - blurt

Sentence: True to form, when distracted by a young ladies low cut blouse Edgar once again committed an inappropriablurt.

Etymology: Inappropriate and blurt

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COMMENTS:

I guess he gave them the ""Edgar Britts!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:07:00

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Trousertalk

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: tr ow zur tawk

Sentence: his trousertalking got him into more trouble than his fingerwalking

Etymology: talking with your trousers.

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COMMENTS:

Very interesting word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:54:00

perhaps his trouble is that he gets trousered too often! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:59:00

Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian? - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:39:00

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Einstoner

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Eyen-stone-er

Sentence: That guy is such a dofus. He comes over with his stupid hair and big glasses and ask's us what the meaning of life is then talks about how he wants to bang Mrs. Daws, the 84 year old ex pornstar. Like wtf man, he is such an Einstoner.

Etymology: Einstein - An iconic theoretical physicist who had a higher than average IQ and was thought to be a genius. Stoner - Somebody who smokes weed, but can also be used to describe somebody who is slow or dumb.

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COMMENTS:

love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-01-18: 07:25:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:15:00

Great word; great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:45:00

Roared with laughter! What a throwback to the 50's and 60's! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:57:00

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Nonsensequitur

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: non/sence/kwi/tur

Sentence: Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician.

Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur

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COMMENTS:

So very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

Fun word ... kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00

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Trevor

Created by: mrmister

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Shitchat

Created by: Nimbulan

Pronunciation: /shit*chat/

Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"

Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.

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lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00

I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00

I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00

Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00

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Sayathink

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: say/a/think

Sentence: everyone does it!!!!

Etymology: say+think

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COMMENTS:

Missed this one first time around. Good use of Anglo-Saxon words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-06: 20:57:00

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Blooople

Created by: metro1

Pronunciation: blew-pill

Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.

Etymology: Blooper + pill

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Scattermouth

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: SKAT-er-mouth

Sentence: Bob was such a scattermouth that even when he talked to himself, he always walked away offended.

Etymology: SCATTER: dissipate ones thoughts and energy in useless activity; haphazard in thoughts and action. MOUTH: oral opening considered as the source of vocal uterance; To talk, especially loud, empty or boastful talk. A partner for scatterbrain.

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funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 16:57:00

Oh my! What scattermouth conmes of this lady's scattermatter in her scatterbrain. Having said that I better scat. I'm having to much fun with your creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:12:00

NORTON!! You are a SCATTERMOUTH!! (Ralph Kramden imitation) - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:08:00

Bob could well be a blabbermouth too! Good word! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:45:00

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Unconscioustalker

Created by: visavis

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Jumpspeak

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: jemp speek

Sentence: Her mouth would jumpspeak faster than thoughts flew threw it.

Etymology: a combo of jump which is to spring forth suddenly and speak which is to talk - jumpspeak

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COMMENTS:

It was a hard choice for me today, for I also wanted to submit impulsay. But to do two for one, is not the way! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 08:29:00

Impulsay is very nice, I'd vote for it in a trice. Oh what the heck, I'll cast my vote, you always take time to jot a note - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:29:00

Jumpspeak & Impulsay are very good words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:48:00

I guess he was often accused of "jumping down someone throat!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:03:00

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Brainblurt

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: brain/blurt

Sentence: John's most recent brainblurt occurred at the last staff meeting when he told the boss that he was big fat a--hole.

Etymology: brain + blurt

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COMMENTS:

Cool word! :) - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:59:00

Earthy-great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:44:00

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Blurtomaly

Created by: dangerboy0o

Pronunciation: Blur-tom-a-lee

Sentence: "How'd your interview go?" "Bad, I made a Blurtomaly about the cholesterol in the corner of her eye. I can't believe I did that."

Etymology: Blurt (To say with little thought) and Anomaly (Usually Unusual Event).

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COMMENTS:

Clever word... And cholesterol in the eye? Oh my! She'd best go see a doctor about that. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:34:00

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Idolaliate

Created by: cyberinsekt

Pronunciation: eye-doh-LAY-lee-ate

Sentence:

Etymology: id (Freudian self, ego), idol (from Gk. eidolon, image), lalia (Gk. to talk)

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Comments:

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...